h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Staying awake for 48 hours? paa... my longest drinking session was over 50 hours no sleep, lots of booze, far too many cigarettes and of course the inevitable 'substances'

In your condition?! Shouldn't you be on the meths by the third trimester?

oh. how odd... th emessage that should have posted here seems to have gone elsewhere and I can't remember what I said now blimey....

I shouldn't drink wine thats my prob. but we never get to the pub much before 9pm on a friday night n they stop serving us at 11 so its get pisghed the quickest was possible I far prefer JD but it takes me 5 x as much of that to get hammered as it does wine

Me nose is numb.. so I must be squiffy!! *hic*

By 'eck, can get on that! Voddy just doesn't do for me anymore

I vodka

Mr Dreadful, Drinking is a hobby, not a serious pastime. My word, you are so funny. Send me some Broon fast...

Be Careful cleaning out your computer! I have lost all the friends I made on hootoo cause I used a stupid program my son gave me. Never again!