h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They're rather sweet, you know. In my hung over state this morning I said 'Ah, you're rats and there are two of you, so you must be rat-a-two-ey. I feel no shame.

I mustve missed that

theyre being quite adventurous today n flash has been out for a crawl over n an explore of the house for the first time.

It was just 2legs, the ham(p)ster and the rats in the room at the time. Probably just as well - a joke that bad would've derved a smiting.

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you got old madam legesticorama back to kings x safely then?

Eventually. The Orange train timeable thingy seemed to think that we should go from West Croydon to get to Kings Cross. So, we spent 20 odd minutes wandering around trying to find the station whih eventually turned up on a high-streety type thing, exactly where you wouldn't expect it to be. Upon arriving at the platform I realised that the Kings Cross train goes from East Croydon.

So, we ended up going to London Bridge then changing for Kings Cross. Too many slow people with suitcases!

2legs has no idea how many times I nearly got us run-over!

silly bugger idve told you it was east croydon if youd asked, nobody ever goes to west croydon

Last time I trust my mobile!

it didnt even cross mymond youd go to west croydon..you found the george ok though?

mymond? my mind! ithink its pickled

Oh yeah, we found the pub alright! Shame the barman was unable to grasp the concept of 'Your free beers suck, so we'll have burgers and Guiness'. Confused him, did that.

And he didn't know what gouda is, even though it's in their menu. The burgers were right tasty though.

They do do a lush burger best pub meal ive ever had though was in a pub called the cross keys in swansea, fantastic steak baguette

been playing with my space..what you stink?