h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, I'm Bassman - one of the A.C.E.s here at the guide.

I was employed by a firm last year that failed to pay me for three month's work, and then fired me. I'm not even with them yet but I will be....

My advise on the problem with your "Neighbour"

NAIL THE BUGGER!!



Bassman

A great big hug to you for your support!! Thank you so much . This entire situation is horribly nasty and potentially highly dangerous . The State Troopers are on my side but they concur that if things get out of hand (this has occurred in the past but I managed to handle it ) they are far away and I'm truly on my own until they arrive. I'm not allowed to shoot anyone unless they physically enter my house! Not that I'm a violent person - I'm more likely to TALK you to death! But this is a remote very rural area - no neighbors nearby. And it's difficult to rally help from certain people here because they're picking up extra bucks (off the books) by chopping down the trees!! Some folks would sell their grandmothers for a few dollars. Please feel free to stop by any time just to chat. I promise to hide the soapbox - for at least part of the time! You can't allow evil to win!!

No, you certainly can't.
Keep your chin up kittykat. You're doing the right thing.
Don't let them intimidate you or discourage you.

Kat xxx

Good to hear from you Fellow Kat! What do think of my new expanded appellation? Is it or should I be afraid of the retaliation of canis! Have I overstepped ? Since I am still so new I'm aware there may be rules that ought NOT to be broken as dire and dastardly developments may ensue! I would never want to put others in danger because of my actions - unless, of course, it was for the greater good of us all! (As a real aside, I have never managed to cook, decorate, pick up and still spend so MUCH time on the computer !!! All of you have inadvertingly increased my productivity and organizational skills. It's an Easter MIRACLE!!! Thanks ) KAT

New expanded appellation
How short was it before?

Do you have many to pick up after?

Oh, sorry - I changed "MY Space". My new title is as follows: KittyKAT:The Magical,Fanciful,Feminine,Feline Who Tames The Caninus By The Light Of The Full Moon. ? I also amended the beginning of my intro since it is no longer my first day! I'm LEARNING!! Back to work as there's always a few more than planned on but I'm NOT complaining!! KAT

(Mr. Peace Bear )- are you by any chance a member of the Iroquois (N.A.) Indian tribe in the clan of the Bear? Glad you think there is on the . This is a delightful day! KAT