h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it is VERY late for this kind of idle chat

VERILY sir Kif I agree wholeheartedly with you....Goodnight

There's an old mill by the stream, Nelly Dean
Come on, don't be shy, sing along you know the words.
Go on get this down you

Where we used to sit and dream, sweet Nelly Dean
Come on be NEIGHBOURLY join in

These ear-defenders were a REALLY good buy!

If I YELL your ear defenders will be useless, I have a really loud singing voice

I'd prefer something a little more MELLOW

Then I will LOWER my voice

((EARWIGS) on conversation.)no alleycat to worry about,thats good

It is pretty DISGUSTING to listen secretly to others conversation

Prize Pair
What or what is the Prize pair?

It is difficult to INGNORE previous replies, when you know a better answer!

think i will escape to OREGON away from alleycat

Do you think perhaps the she is not COGNIZANT of the geography of the 'States?

this ONGOING conversation is getting more exciting by the minute

this KNIGHT is in hysterics reading your journals kifperran

hmmmm THOUGHT I detected the smell of wood smoke... Rebs, you never told me you could read..

AlleyCat if we work TOGETHER we can defeat these uncouth knights!

We knights are HEROES and will never be defeated by a bunch of damsels

Sir Kif... You SHOWERED us with your sweet words and now show your true colours to be part of the gang called Knights!

I am REDUCED to laughter by the thought that my words seemed sweet