h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So! Our new CRUSADER has learned the art of the smilies eh?

I was DETERMINED to master something, I never managed to master my wife

aha a knight in DENIAL,sir kif after all is a true knight of the order unlike me who has learned the error of his ways thanks to that darn cat.

you likkle LIAR nudgenudge you took the Knights oath to not dilly dally with the damsels

If that is so Sir Rebel, then why have you been ARRANGING to meet the Lady Venus at the party in B'Elana's thread?

hmmmm GRINS at the thought of Knights not dilly dallying with damsels... impossible!! Rebs, Oregon is not far enough and nudge I would watch that tongue if I were you... it may turn into a worm

SNIGGERS at the knights discomfort at knowing AlleyCat is watching their every move

not bothered if nudge nudge gives ROSES to alleycat

Awwwww Rebs I am sure if you ask nudge nudge nicely he will send some to you too SERIOUSLY Lil, you didn't think i'd be that far away from this thread!

I do seem to get myself into some SLIGHTLY difficult situations on my own

LATELY im beginning to warm to that lil

Does this mean you are going to do your Rebel YELL again?

well if you want me to you LOVELY woman you


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Just be careful of the VOLLEY of arrows from the Battlements

YELLS im not afraid of arrows or damsels

methinks the DAMSELS are getting overfriendly to the Knights, it may be a plot to unman us

SALUTE kifperran another dodgy damsel trick

You better be afraid of this damsel Rebbypoohs i'm not so easy to to BUTTER up!!

And I RETURN to the battlements to defend our walls!

well im not RUNNING away scared,im scared of no damsel