h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope. Should I have been? Have you been up to anything interesting lately then? STEADY don't reveal any secrets.

He would need to be ESTABLISHED as a lurker to know what to look for!

TRhe only thing I'm established in is making mistakes and cockups. This accidentlly stirs up HATRED which I don't mean.

Sorry I will REDIRECT you back to your thread!

is that the CORRECT procedure

This is getting very TECHNICAL, the knights and damsels seem to have changed the conversation

As we found you knights LACKING in social graces, we decided to entertain ourselves!

well you cant say us KNIGHTS are boring

while the damsels are entertaining themselves we could invade their castle by STEALTH

Please don't feel SLIGHTED! I have tried to understand your rough ways, but lil ol'me cannot believe you are so uncouth!

DELIGHTED you think of us in that way

we knights cannot be DETERRED by the rambling chat of damsels

was READING a book the other day and it said you cant beat a mute damsel

Do you need DETAILS of our etiquette, you might be sociably acceptable then

as long as there is nothing SALACIOUS in your details

Let it be UNDERSTOOD there is nothing salacious about our order!

this knight is concerned you may have DOCTORED the truth

whilst alleycat is elsewhere i could resume DEROGATORY remarks to all damsels.

methinks you risk YOUR life by doing so. She may be lurkin'

i have no fear of the fair lady alleycat.i will PRODUCE my best behaviour if she arrives.