h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know, I've forgotten about the contents of your wardrobe . D'ya fancy & a pipe?

Sure thing. Weed me.

*Accepts and pipe. Lights up, lies back, muses on the sublime entity that is Friday*

So how's it going Gran? Think this Quest will ever get started again?

... any excuse for a and generally doing nothing significant is good enough for me

and me let's just think of this as a sybaritic interlude before the action gets going again.

Has anyone seen the plasticine bearer recently?

*sways gently in a hammock, watching Tommy build a garden shed out of some sticky-back plastic & cardboard tubes*

*rolls in*

Swiv!!!!!!!!!!! Ey oop, *passes , pipe & patent hair growth ungent*

cheers

oooh look, have roots - pass the dye too.

*drinks deep of

what colour do you want? I've got ?

I'll have the reddish end of the spectrum please...

*pulls titian hue from rucsak & proceeds to do Swiv's roots in the new water feature that's appeared in the forum*

ackshually Granny - that water feature's a wee bit disturbing...

You mean something to do with the way the colour from your hair seems to coagulate in the middle of the whirlpool?

yeah, something like that...

y'know, it does look a little like -

*checks the wizard's wrists*

*Raises eyebrow*

Do I strike you as the manic-depressive type? Shocking. Well, to quote from 'Holy Grail': "I feel happy!"

Admittedly the same guy gets bludgeoned over the noggin seconds later, but hey...

*raises a false moustache & beard to the wizards eyebrow*

Well if it's not you, and Swiv's still intact, and it definitly isn't me.........

*looks round to see what else it could be*

Oh dear oh dear...

*Rolls up sleeve, reaches into fountain and hauls out the limp, broken body of Richard Bacon*

Who would do such a thing?

Who's Richard Bacon?

*pokes remains with an umbrella*

*watches the Blue Peter badge about to drain down the plug hole*

hey - grab it - might be useful to sneak in somewhere...

*Fishes out BP badge, sticks it onto wizardly robe*

D'you suppose I'd pass for a snotty ten-year old? Richard Bacon is a former Blue Peter presenter, busted for smoking pot and then fired.