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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 18, 2000
No please. I've been eating less and so I'm very very hungry.
How do tree's pants shift?
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 19, 2000
*starts up a veggi stir-fry*
Better ask her about her pants. I don't get down there too often.
I mean Australia.
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an apple tree Posted Apr 19, 2000
*starts a riot*
*get's out picket-signs*
hmmmm...dwarvish
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 19, 2000
You're starting a riot without pants? I don't think that's probably very advisable.
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 19, 2000
But that's *how* she's starting riots. Socially unacceptable underwear color.
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 20, 2000
Yes. I romanticize everything from Italy. Even the underwear revolutions.
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 21, 2000
What about the men? Do you romantisize them too?
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 21, 2000
Whooo boy they don't NEED romanticizing.
I just take Italian men the way they are. Yum.
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 23, 2000
Would you like a side of fries with that man?
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 24, 2000
I would SO like a side of fries with that man. MMMMMMhmmmmmmm....
Gimmie a chocolate shake while you're at it.
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 25, 2000
*through the door walks in a muscular dark skinned man in a loincloth that slowly walks up to krissy. He begins to writhe and twist before her. Drumbeats sound over the stereo.*
Or did you want a milkshake?
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 25, 2000
I would love to answer you, but I'm paralized with .... unmentionable feelings.... and island rhythms.
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 25, 2000
*leaves quietly and puts a 'do not disturb' sign the door*
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 25, 2000
*tears away with great difficulty and races to the door* OH NO NO NO NO NO NO I'm not allowed anymore. Andy would get jealous.
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beetle, return of Posted Apr 26, 2000
I'll send him to england too, as your interior decorator.
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