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Post 1

beetle, return of

I was listening to IG last night, nt thinking about much. Today i had to stay out of work because of my shoulders again. Bother. What to do, what to do. Do you think it's possible to live on romen noodles? That and broccalli (which i never spell right) and brussel sprouts (which are kinda like little cabbages) and strawberries, and a really good spinach and tomato pizza, and sometimes a warm brownie, oh and...

and so forth.

fifthly- What knee is up when the crow barks at the ground? What is the meaning of the carrot, when politics are played with mallets? What say the cat, when the fur goes south for the cornflakes?

I need some sleep, i think.


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Post 2

Spartus

I don't know. That's the most sense I've seen anyone make in a long, long time.


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Post 3

Classic Krissy

NOOOOOooooooooooodle.

Thank you.


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Post 4

beetle, return of

*boils water helpfully*


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Post 5

Spartus

Noooooooosssssssa?

*giggle* Chicken Noosa soup. smiley - smiley


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Post 6

beetle, return of

the noosa chicken, often noted for it's characteristic third beak.


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Post 7

Amanda

Listen to its haunting, ritualistic mating call....

UUUooooookkkKKKAAA! nooooosanoooooosanoooooosanoooooosa. BUGOCK!!!


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Post 8

an apple tree

i read somewhere that brussel sprouts are actually baby cabbages, like baby Corn...only less yellow and kernally


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Post 9

beetle, return of

Didn't i already say that?


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Post 10

Classic Krissy

Yes, but it bore repeating. And the corn angle was entirely new. I've never heard brussel sprouts compared to baby corn in quite that way before.


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Post 11

beetle, return of

I would think it just has never occured to anyone before.


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Post 12

an apple tree

i was just wondering, is all, why there aren't More of those 'baby' type treats....i mean there's those strange, skinned, small carrots that you can buy in bags if you live in the us, but it's hardly as exciting as opening a Tin with 'baby something' written on the label, is it?
all that aluminium.....*shudders of delight* come ONNNNNN!!!! i want baby peas that will fit into my mini m&m, millenium shaped kandy dispenser so i can injest much less fat, whilst still enjoying the full flavour of something that comes from a moulded, plastic dicpenser. WHY haven't the consumer providers caught up with my needs?? AY?


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Post 13

Classic Krissy

*waggles her eyebrows*

Do you have PEZ???? PEZ is extremely wonderful for that "snacking out of fun-shaped plastic" urge!


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Post 14

beetle, return of

How about a plastic garlic clove dispenser? Or a small brass band dispenser? Never know when the sudden urge for a small brass band will arise.


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Post 15

Classic Krissy

It's funny you should mention that because I am SO needing a small brass band. And what is the good of a band without a dispensor?


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Post 16

what you know as km

*nods* How small a band did you have in mind? Because we have these Nixon-and-Agnew-shaped salt and pepper shakers that could probably be in a small brass dispenser band, even though they're ceram... they... ohh, sorry.

*slinks away*


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Post 17

Classic Krissy

Yes...yes you should...


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Post 18

what you know as km

It's a good thing, then, 'cause I have.


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