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Post 1

beetle, return of

How am i going to get to Miami? It is far away, and the airfare is prohibitively expensive. Greg doesn't want to drive, and the bus means 25 hours sitting in a greyhound. *ponders* Perhaps if i got into a box and mailed myself to Miami. It works in the movies.


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Post 2

Daisy

beetle, dear, maybe you and I can work something out...I can take time off work, drive you to Miami, drive home, come back later and pick you up...how's that sound?


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Post 3

beetle, return of

Like a lot of driving. Why don't you just stay, that way, you don't make two trips.


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Post 4

CrazyOne

I could still be convinced, you know. Just like I hope I might convince Miss Daisy here to go along. smiley - smiley


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Post 5

Daisy

is this where you say that you plan on "Driving Miss Daisy"?
if so, stop while you're ahead.smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Spartus

Wait wait wait--you still need convincing, Daisy? I'll bring the monkey, if it'll get you there. smiley - smiley

I mean, he's not driving, for heaven's sakes, but he'll be there if...oh, skip it.


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Post 7

Ant

Hmmmm....


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Post 8

beetle, return of

Hmm? Ant, we need more than one sylable from you, man.


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Post 9

Ant

Hmmmm, mmmm. smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

beetle, return of

Right. You and justin, up against the wall. This is the sarcasm police.


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Post 11

Spartus

*tries to think of a sarcastic comment*


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Post 12

Daisy

No, no! Don't think about it, man, you'll get brain bubbles.


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Post 13

Spartus

Are those bad? 'Cause it sorta sounds like champagne.

Um, or something.


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Post 14

Daisy

"...tiny bubbles
in your brain...
sarcasm bubbles...
blah blah blah"


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Post 15

beetle, return of

Hey, what happens if you have brain bubbles and you jump up and down a lot??


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Post 16

Daisy

your brain goes flat


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Post 17

beetle, return of

*whimpers*

Now you tell me.

*goes off to find an air pump*


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Post 18

an apple tree

*goes off to think...'if only i had a car...and if only my dog were here as i need something to nam'*


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Post 19

Ant

Look tree's sneaking in again smiley - winkeye


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Post 20

what you know as km

No she isn't. You imagined her, Ant.

beetle... here's my plan... I'll send a fax request to you, and then you can fax yourself to me, and take the train to the airport with me. Make the trip a hell of a lot shorter.

If anyone else would like to be faxed in, please let me know, but space is reserved as it is in fact a toll call.


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