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beetle, return of Started conversation Nov 12, 1999
I thought of an entry a few hours ago, but now i've forgotten it. Oh, well. Couldn't have been that important, anyway. Could it?
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an apple tree Posted Nov 13, 1999
aah...happens to the best of us. why, justrecently i've had to cover up with an entry on skin-eating! fancy that! but i don't think anyone noticed it was all a cover-up, confidence is they Key.
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 13, 1999
My father eats skin. Fried pig skin, that is. You get them in the same place as potato chips, er... crisps.
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Kate Posted Nov 15, 1999
That reminds me of something my grandmother is fond of saying - "If you can't remember it, it must have been a lie"
This is not to suggest that you are lying, it's merely to point out how annoying relatives who aren't particularly fond of you can be.
And if she's right, then just color me a compulsive liar... 
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 15, 1999
*drags out the crayons again*
What color do you perfer? Mac and cheese?
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