h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi. Expect you're horrified to hear from me. I was an aresehole. Let me get that sentiment out there in first line. But it all seems so long ago now and it eats at me that I there is someone but there who hates me. As surprising to you as it may seem, I think you're the only person who hates me... I might mildly annoy a few folk but I can feel your dislike of me across the miles and that really upset me all these years later. We used to haves much in common and I suspect we still .do. I'm married now and the influence of a good women seems to have neutralized my worst personality flaws and I tend not to offend or piss folk off these days. Really. Anyway I don't expect us to be bosom buddies again just if you could forgive me and say hi if we pass in the street. Would mean a lot to me. All the very best. Alan (winnie !)

I don't hate you! We have just drifted apart for further adventures with others in life.

Didn't even know you were in the village anymore.

Life is far better for me these days with Craig. We laugh together and are heading off tomorrow for two weeks of camping!

Now, get over yourself and don't dwell on the past.

You always said I was paranoid and were probably right.
Though of course it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you .
Well I'm really glad things are going well for you. You deserve it! Not really in the village much.
Never got rid of the flat when I moved to belfast in 2005 so been renting it out since. Its falling apart though and I can't
Afford to do much about it so may not be able to rent it for too much longer. And yes I still tell folk
About the gun cupboard...