h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*nother small card appears*

[card] [Axe] *Wonders whether we're allowed to let people hire us to wreak revenge upon ourselves*

*hates continuity*

*another card begins talking to Axe's card*
[card][CV]No, you masochistic freak. We wreak revenge on the people who hired us...
[card][Axe]Oh, ok.

*A bright flash and Iyandes is stood in the centre of the room*
This isnt the supermarket.
Whats going on?

*wonders about the masocist thing*
*wonders about the supermarket thing*
*thinks that life's playing tricks on him again*
*drinks a to make it go away*

Ah I see...
Oh Feth! N'kai!
*'s off to try and stop him killing anyone.*

*Axe's hologram appears*
I can't be doing with all this card throwing .

What is going on?

You know about N'kai? According to my radar he's really close to your boss... the only time he's ever /that/ close to someone is when he's gonna' slice there throat open...

Axe! You're on site! Talk to him!

I know, he's been dealt with. Tell me, how long will he be out for if he's just been hit with a dozen point-lasers on "Maximum Stun" setting?

He won't be. You'll be dead. /Nothing/ can stop N'kai! He's killed entire armies single handedly!!! I'd better do something quick!

*a holo of CV appears, with his throat intact*
Apparently you should correct that with "Nothing but the Starpilot Hotel's program Axe-7 and it's analogous programs" because we have dealt with N'kai. Hope you didn't pay him too much.

*laughs*

*laughs*

*An entire wall blows up as Draco charges through*ROOOAAARRR*Changes to human form*

What in the name of what is going on here? I leave for two centuries and...mumble, mumble.

*turns round*

*blinks*

Oh, hello. We were just holoconferencing here. Hope you don't mind.

*blinks*

Wha?

Wargamer, when dragons are confused do they eat? Just a question?

*disappears and unsubscribes*

I find Atlantis eats whenever he feels like it.

*Blinks*