h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No... I was to busy covering my dragon in paper mache...

Do dragons like that?!
It would seem uncomfortable.

He didn't seem to mind...
Oh, and check this out! I modified an Alabaster banner for the Dragonhouse! Tell me what you think: A735284

*A loud pop is heard from the closet, as Venom teleports elsewhere*
*When the closet is opened, all that is seen is a large cardboard sign, looking much like a business card, reading: You've been attacked by the H2G2 Mercenaries. We also do revenge and, if the price is right, windows. A666074 is the Starpilot Hotel, where you can find our sales office*

Those are really good banners
*Checks closet**PUlls out tape*

I like my new 'Joke Banner': "Do not read this Banner. Thankyou for your co-operation."

Work that one out...

PS: If you want a particular banner, or want me to make you one, leave a link in the Banner Bunker Page.

*an earthquake starts shaking, and a cold spell sets in*

Woah! What's going on!?

*Venom hangs out in an asbestos box in the rafters*

*Axe (the newest member of Venom's team), on the other hand, hangs out in the sewers*

*taps away on his palm for a while, then stops and looks smug for a while*

*Njan sneakily climbs down the side of the house and starts disassembling anything and everything which preserves structural integrity*

*hurries to the toilet block*

*gets a suspicious-looking parcel out of his hairgel suit ()thingie and drops it down one of the toilets*

*somehow manages to to Venom*

*runs out of the building and hides in the area nearby*

*turns on his subspace field generator and covers his ears* That's gonna make a big dent. *perpares to teleport away when the rafters fall down*

Am I allowed to press the "Big Bang" button on my palm without breaking the laws of Continuity?

*njan's gelsuit projects a small red dot onto a corner of his retina, filled with a small warning report*

*njan curses silently, finishes what he's doing, grips his screwdriver between his teeth, and jumps off the fourth level of the house, a black silk parachute neatly curtailing his previously impending cratering into the ground*

*njan lands, bundles the parachute off, and runs off into the foliage*

*takes that as a yes*

(over secure comms. frequency) I've toned down the charge a lot, so you should only be affected within about 50yards of the toilet block. It'll also stop thier alcohol supply for a few hours.

*presses the button, causing a warning light to blink on his 3D display*

[Neural-net thingie] Detonation in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

*There is a sharp leathery sound. The sound of a Dragon opening his eyes from a deep sleep, and being very, /very/ angry...*

*instead of just destroying the toilet, the entire restroom, hallway, and those rooms within about 150yds begin to crumble, thanks to Njan's work on the support structures* *CV teleports out*