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Post 1

Fred Hog

Planted some radishes for that nice Mr Red Dog today smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

Lurcher

Ha ! this is where you `ang out is it?

Just thought I`d pop in to say welcome, and all that stuff.
`Ope you are findin` your feet as it were.
* Produces a bottle of McLurchers *

Here, Fred, stick this behind yer seed trays, or where-ever. Just so`s you can `ave the odd nip when it`s cold, donchernow. Not a word mind... keep it to yerself!
* thinks there`s more to this chap than meets the eye*
Cheerio now, remember...mums the word!!


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Post 3

Fred Hog


*tugs forelock*

Thank`ee koindly Mr Lurchington-Stanley Sorr. Most kind, most kind, indeed. Any toime you need some vegatables for Mrs Lurchington-Stanley you be sure to come and see Old Fred Hog eh smiley - winkeye

*places bottle very carefully behind large plant*


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