h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I reckon it's about high time that I wrote a new Guide Entry. Any and all suggestions are welcomed, as I have no clue of what I should write about...

The history and botony of tomato bredding 1700 to 2004 I'e not a clue

*notices the funny post opportunity has been snapped up and takes the sensible choice instead*

Satanism? I don't know if it already exists, I haven't checked. If it's not heavily documented on-site you could cover something which is a /branch/ of Satanism, I suppose.

Already done. Plus, I don't want people knowing about that. If people want to know, they can go find out. I ain't helping them. Good suggestion though. Next!

"Pink - A Lifestyle Choice"
"Pink - not so much a colour as a way of life"

(Penelope Pitstop, Barbie, Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds, Lily the pink, erm...)

The Art of Blogging.

Spammers; or, the antichrists.

- Jordan

Something else Japanese?

Is there anything on your favourite artist yet?

How to make a cup of coffee using instant coffee granules.
How to wash your hair.

How to Say 'I Want Chocolate' in Fifty Languages - or, Complete Foreign Phrasebook

- Jordan

These are all realllly good idea!

Favorites -

*The Pink one
*The blogging one
*The how to wash your hair one
*The artist one

More more more!

Can you do any Blue Peter style makes - like the entry on making a wallet from duct tape.

Oh look - my idea came 2nd. Not bad.
Come to think of it, the blogging one just might work as a serious, sensible topic..

*thinks*

There are probably still some cat topics left.

1. How to survive a trip to the vet: eg the doing a bunk when the time comes because it has figured it out the night before, the lacerations if you have managed to find where the cat was hiding and need to get it into the basket, the fuss at the other end if it doesn't like the vet, the embarrassment if you had to go to the appointment without the cat in the end.

2. How to give your pet (cat or otherwise) medicine/treatment would naturally follow if there isn't already one (eg might be partially covered by the flea one).

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Is there a perspective on Canada/Vancouver events/places you might now have from being there (ie which the locals have so far failed to add to the guide at all)?

aka - wasn't in any order.

SEF - The Vancouver one might be a good idea. Not sure. I'll check the search engine. I am pretty sure that there is one on the city as a whole though.

Keep it comin'! :D

A480999 <--- Is the Vancouver one. There is also one about the West End of Vancouver.

However, there isn't much about certain features of the city which I have liked so far...so I may write about the Sun-Yat garden.

So that's another on the list. Somebody summarise it for me...

Anything about jet air travel, oppressive security, terrorist scares, stupid people claiming to have bombs as a joke, in-flight food, magazines and films, seating and smoking arrangements, waiting lounges, duty-free shops, deep-vein thrombosis etc?

More pink stuff: pink panther, think pink, in the pink (see previous ref), pink elephants, pinking shears (OK that's a bit of a stretch).

I think there's something on bleach in the EG but what about dyeing hair pink (or other colours) plainly or in streaks/patterns. The techniques and cautions. Hair-styles in general - cuts, braids, beads and ribbons/threads, shaving patterns into the hair.

Has anyone tried to dye leg or arm hair? People have it whether or not it is long or dark coloured (might need bleaching first like head hair). I know one can get fake chest hair pieces etc. I imagine one could get some very subtle tattoo effects on arms and legs though (flags, symbols etc). Plain dark pink on pale skin or a contrasting colour on that or darker skin might be quite striking - particularly for "furries".

I know you can get pubic hair wigs.

*smirks*

Bring it on people. I think the blogging one is at the top of my list.