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Bleerrrggh.
Saturnine Started conversation Apr 19, 2003
Tonight has to be the most unmotivated, boring, driving towards insanity night of my whole existance.
Can't find anything on the net to look at.
Can't find anything in my head to use.
I am going...to scream.
Bleerrrggh.
SEF Posted Apr 19, 2003
Sat's head is empty! 
It must have sprung a leak. Quick, everyone, we have to fill it up again. I'll just get my random content generator online. 
[graunch ... whirr ... hum]
> A slide rule stops people landing on top of each other at the bottom.
> A satanic mass is a lot of demons put through a car crushing machine.
> Why doesn't an interactive game get to modify the player?
Bleerrrggh.
SEF Posted Apr 20, 2003
Did you boot up this morning with your own content intact or should I start up the random content generator again? 
Bleerrrggh.
SEF Posted Apr 20, 2003
Well the RCG has temporarily broken down. It's a bit ancient but they don't make them like they used to. So I couldn't replace it even if I wanted a new one. I'll tinker a bit or give it a kick. Meanwhile this was the last thing it said before it stalled:
> Whoever wrote "the cat sat on the mat" should have been opening the door to let it out instead.
Bleerrrggh.
SEF Posted Apr 20, 2003
For random nonsense try this thread: 103?thread=1032" >F76412?thread=263011&latest=1
Bleerrrggh.
The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones! Posted Apr 20, 2003
Saturnine-
Luv, if you need a diversion, try reading a kid's book called
"The Cat Who Wore The Pot On Her Head". Don't know the author
But, it cracks me up, and I almost 
every time I read it from
ing so much!
And you might try a little book called "God - The Ultimate Autobiography" (By "God")
You will laugh yourself silly about Adam and his "maleness". 
Lady Karen 
Bleerrrggh.
Hammer Head Posted May 8, 2003
If your bored why not be bored naked. I hear nude is a great way to be bored!
Bleerrrggh.
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted May 9, 2003
What a jolly good suggestion, it works for me
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- 9: The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones! (Apr 20, 2003)
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