h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So I am off to London for the weekend. Will be back Sunday morning.

Not looking forward to the Tube. And I am sure I haven't packed everything I need.

Go figure.

I bet I don't get any presents.

Wrong! It's not much, but here you go...

Have a good weekend,.
London is not the kinda place id go... but im in a permanent state of paranoia... but anyway. Again, have a blast hun

The tube is evil.. The only thing I liked about it the last time I went is seeing a little baby rat crawl onto the platform... Cute... And I'm not being sarcastic...x

DRAVEN..: Do feel free to call me if you desire...

Sonietta... No thanks

Oh... Tis a shame... Oh, what have I done now oh great one?

"I wanna get a girlfriend, and we'll walk around looking identical, and be evil"

I aint got time for all that immature bull anymore hun.
im sorry

Oh christ!
You're not a dreamer like me are you...
Oh christ!
You've be sucked into the real world Bryan!
Go a place your mouth firmly upon some corporate *bleep* Bryan...
What a waste of a life...
In the words of Richey Edwards... STAY 5 YEARS OLD FOREVER.

Yeah, thats exatly what im doing, aint i? Im going corporate..
No, but really..
Im lookin for work, im goin to college, im researching stuff aswell at the mo.
I need to get my life sorted.. Otherwise im gonna find myself on the streets selling the Big Issue.
I KNOW im better than that... anyone is better than that.

Unless you get a grip of yourself, that how your gonna find youself.... I know you dont care though, cause you are "God" apparently.

I'd love to stay your friend, but you are snobby towards me... you obviously seem to think im this piece of s**t on the bottom of your shoe, and you obviously dont bother too much about hiding that either. I love you, but i dont need this shit.
Catch ya around hun... take care of yourself... and please make something of yourself... for me!

xxx

Yeah because I do nothing all day... I am doing a fanzine which at the moment has 67 pages of my poetry alone, I'm have finished writing 'that' book and I have already sent it to 3 publishers, I am applying for a photography course, I am making a demo a week with Ria and at the moment we sound like Sonic Youth.
And no, Bryan, no, I will not end up a nothing, a nobody. I know I am something and this something will only grow and believe me, when that something blooms, you will all know about it.
I will never be as low as most people will go.
And thank you Bryan for saying that I'm God... Maybe I'm THE GIRL WHO WANTED TO BE GOD.
If only you knew...
But really, I'm not going to post in this one anymore because it's nothing to do with London now is it?
*skips off to read a BOOK* and no it hasn't got pictures, sorry. THAT'S treating you like a piece of sh*t. I'm not that bad... AM I?!
And you wanna be my friend eh? That's nice for you... Tell me when you want me and I'll get on my hands and knees for dramatic effect...
ME

Good luck hun xxx

Ummm, Sat, Im gonna be in London this weekend, and part of my role is too wander around for a few hours on Saturday daytime, if you wanna meet up and go for a wander around Camden...

How can you not like the Tube? Yes, it's packed, yes it' noisy, yes it has it's faults. But you can use it! And it goes where you want to go! And it's not hellishly expensive! And frien of mine said that it freake dus out only because it was public transport that *worked*!

I dislike the tube because it's too damned busy. I like to be able to mooch vaguely. Have you tried mooching vaguely at ione of the main tube stations? gets you flattened.

I really quite like the tube... I'm not fond of the odour down there...When in London for the wintermeet I met some very interesting people on the tube... And used the tube even though a main line from London Bridge would have been cheaper... although the way this old black bloke was perving at me wasn't nice...