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Post 21

Saturnine

What is a POS when it's at home?

smiley - huh


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Post 22

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

POS - Piece of sh*t. smiley - smiley American vernacular. Learn it. Love it.


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Post 23

Saturnine

Mock it, chuck it...


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Post 24

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

Wahahaha smiley - laughsmiley - laugh

So uh..f*ck it and then s*ck it..er..

Yeah.

smiley - laugh


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Post 25

Saturnine

Urinate, masticate.


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Post 26

Wampus



smiley - musicalnote Piece of **** car,
piece of **** car,
I've got a ****ing piece of ****,
It doesn't get me very far...

(backup singers) It's a piece of ****

smiley - musicalnote It's got no ****ing brakes,
It's always out of control.
Twenty times a day I hear,
"HEY! Watch it, ***hole!"

(backup singers) It's a piece of ****


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Post 27

Saturnine

smiley - wow

Where is that from?


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Post 28

Wampus

Adam Sandler's an American comedian; he's had a few mediocre movies (Big Daddy), a bunch of bad movies (Mr. Deeds, The Waterboy, Little Nicky, Punch-Drunk Love), and one good one (Happy Gilmore). He was on Saturday Night Live.

The song fragment I quoted is, I believe, from his audio comedy album. He has a bit of musical talent. I think the song is entitled "Ode to My Car." I like that song because I used to have a car like that. smiley - smiley


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Post 29

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

Hey now - Waterboy ruled!


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Post 30

Wampus

Not his best work, though. I will concede that I list "Happy Gilmore" as a good movie because I know a bunch of college-age golfers, who quote that movie incessantly.

Grandma: "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."
Nursing Home Orderly: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma."


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Post 31

Saturnine

Oi! Give me credit! I'm British and therefore all American films get over here at some point! I know Adam Sandler well, hence why I asked, because I hadn't heard the quote. We don't get Saurday night Live - the biggest tragedy to have ever existed in the comedy world.

The Waterboy was HILARIOUS I agree. Has Faruza whats-her-name in it. Totally twisted...

Must see Happy Gilmore though.

What's the title of the one where he has to go back to school and complete it all in like a month/year? The one with the giant penguin?


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