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Wampus Posted Jan 2, 2003
Piece of **** car,
piece of **** car,
I've got a ****ing piece of ****,
It doesn't get me very far...
(backup singers) It's a piece of ****
It's got no ****ing brakes,
It's always out of control.
Twenty times a day I hear,
"HEY! Watch it, ***hole!"
(backup singers) It's a piece of ****
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Wampus Posted Jan 2, 2003
Adam Sandler's an American comedian; he's had a few mediocre movies (Big Daddy), a bunch of bad movies (Mr. Deeds, The Waterboy, Little Nicky, Punch-Drunk Love), and one good one (Happy Gilmore). He was on Saturday Night Live.
The song fragment I quoted is, I believe, from his audio comedy album. He has a bit of musical talent. I think the song is entitled "Ode to My Car." I like that song because I used to have a car like that.
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Jan 2, 2003
Hey now - Waterboy ruled!
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Wampus Posted Jan 2, 2003
Not his best work, though. I will concede that I list "Happy Gilmore" as a good movie because I know a bunch of college-age golfers, who quote that movie incessantly.
Grandma: "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."
Nursing Home Orderly: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma."
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Saturnine Posted Jan 2, 2003
Oi! Give me credit! I'm British and therefore all American films get over here at some point! I know Adam Sandler well, hence why I asked, because I hadn't heard the quote. We don't get Saurday night Live - the biggest tragedy to have ever existed in the comedy world.
The Waterboy was HILARIOUS I agree. Has Faruza whats-her-name in it. Totally twisted...
Must see Happy Gilmore though.
What's the title of the one where he has to go back to school and complete it all in like a month/year? The one with the giant penguin?
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