h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Arrives in Mongolia.*

*look around* Oooo. Nice desert.

*lands on her backside.. and looks at the mountains*

Very vell. EC can search the south of ze country, lil can search ze north, vhile I vill search ze middle.

*falls through from Cal's office.*

*oof!*

*picks self up*

hi guys, need any help?

Sure. You can search ze vest of ze country.

*wonders about the accent and the unusual moustache*

ok. i'll be over here if you need me. *wander off in search of the sheep*

Why would we need to search a vest

Percival might be in one of the pockets.

Not a vest, ZE VEST!

Thats what we said.

Ich habe den Westen, keine Weste, Sie dumme Schwachsinnigeren gesagt!!!

I think hes having an seizure. Stand back I know Second Aid. *hits GodBen with a aluminum baseball bat* Breath! BREATH!!

*wonders back with large black woolen vest.*

hey guys, might this vest be useful? it's got Cal's name on the collar. there might be something in the pockets too, it's quite heavy.

Kommen Sie über hier Katze, werde ich Ihren Hals wringen!!!

*Chases after EC.*

*frowns*

How do you know it belongs to Cal?

'cos his name's on the collar. there's an address too, i can't read this writing though. i found it over there next to a sign that had a picture of a on it.

Run away! Angry irish! Angry irish!!

OH!! Do you think Cal has been kidnapped too with Percival?

why else would he have betrayed the MotMV and Percival? they're probably holding him at gunpoint!