h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hee hee hee.

Anyway, stop dilly-dallying and get the Percicouch back to the tearoom. The longer the fork-lift is here the less it costs.



Take your time.

Alright.

*Makes crop circles*


Waaaait... that's the wrong thread for those, isn't it?

Yes. Although they are very good crop-circles. Who knew that a fork-lift could make them so well?

It's all in the wrist.

I know about that!


From playing computer games.

In what computer game are you required to make crop circles with a forklift?

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It's not required, but I can still do it.

Impressive.

The hrd part is getting the forklift out to the countryside. It take ages in a forklift since thwy're so slow.

Oh, a game of patience, then...


http://www.ozyandmillie.net/1999/om19990930.html

To make it worse, the only way into the countryside is by motorways, and the cars there are so fast that they keep on crashing into the back of the fork-lift. Most annoying.

Were we doing anything of consequence?

like searching you mean? no i don't think so.

I dunno... *shrug* Are crop circles consequential?

*picks up Rob the Carpet*

Don't think so..

I think you were meant to make the crop circles in the other thread. And since the trees there have stolen the combine harvester, maybe you should bring the fork-lift there.