h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a third year project presentation, which is contingent on my completing my third year project work.

I also have an essay for AI, and another essay for Current Uses.

This should take me at least a week.

Soooo...

If you see me here, anyone, even a peek, a glimmering glimpse -- tell me to get the HELL back to my work. 'Open Board.java and start reducing the overhead, boy' you should say. 'Start working on those presentation slides.' I shouldn't even betray the hint of a clue that I'm lurking.

So for now, I'm trusting you all to keep this place civil. (I must be insane ) This will require 80% of the site's population to be knocked dead or unconscious by the pacifist 20%. That's right, I'm trusting *you* to bump them off quietly. So go on. I'm told that certain patterns of smileys...

OK, more explicitly: az, keep it up. Della, stay away from sharp, clawing objects, like badgers. Blicky, stay away from feline objects, like Della. Hoo, you're wrong on principle, about everything, anything and sundry. Noggin, if he plays up, just bulk up your posts with the Tractatus in an attempt to drown him. Alternatively, just post a HUGE line of text and az will be forced to drown him herself. ( I nearly choked on my water when I saw that.) About a hundred characters should do.

Everyone got that? Good.

Wish me luck, and remember: play nice!

- Jordan, the diplomatic service

good luck

Well, you shouldn't need LUCK if you b*gger off right now and GET TO WORK!

See you again next week . . .




az

Thank you... I mean, no, I'm not here, I'm gone, bye!

- Jordan WILL leave the building...

A bit of luck can help in the inspiration department though

Yeah well, he is REALLY going to need luck if I catch him lurking around, Serephina.


tough-love az

Same here, and hes already scared of me

OI!

Get the hell back to work y'hear!

Blessings,
Matholwch /|\

with your work, Jordan, and thanks for your advice! See ya later....