h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, seeing as it will shortly (on teh 25 September 2002), be the one year anaversary since the mighty prophet nighthoover left the site Would it be possible to honner the might prophet nighthoover, the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature where must dust does collect, by creating the smiley? Bearing in mind that nighthoover is a diety it could be that the absence of the smiley may induce the "wrath of nighthoover" and the other nighthooverites want one too, there is a thread somewhere and nighthoover may return, and forfill the foretelling of the second coming of nighthooover, as decreed by the One True Bob; father of nighthoover, the most nighthooverly being in hooverly existance

WHEREAS, we are nigh unto the return of the Prophet Nighthoover this 25 September AD 2002. WHEREAS, We, The Emperor Theodoric I, Almighty Potentate of All Things Nighthooverly, Lord of All That Aspirates in the Darkness, on this day 23 September AD 2002, have been crowned Temporal Ruler of all the realm of Nighthoover. WHEREAS, the following describes the mandate of the people http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=152897 : WE DECREE upon Our Imperial Authority that a smiley be created.

Well I will add it to the list, but I wouldn't hold your breath!

It has begun.

we are mocked in our efforts a nighthoover smiley is most sort after, by the multitude and a divine day iwll it be when teh smiley does appear

Yes please. We want a nighthoover smiley!

Here here! We must have a smiley, becasue:
A. nighthoover sucks.
B. you don't want to know the consequences of upsetting a diety (even an abscent one),
C. cause.
D. Because.
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wat, no smiley? lettuce us hope for the day when the smiley, and nighthoover themself, can again be found on site n i g h t h o o v e r

yet again we have been overlooked

we must not forget our demands* for the smiley>

lettuce hop that one day we get both the smiley and the prophet