h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Kylie. I have been to your personal space to start you off with a couple of friends and made a journal entry for you, so you should be able to start joining conversations and have heaps of fun!!!



Dad

Hi Kylie,welcome to the wonderful world of HooToo.So pleased you've joined us (Can't wait for us to be best friends ) Hopefully catch you on line very soon.(I do know a little bit about you,all good by the way,from your Dad ) See you soon Much Love Jackie xxx

Hello Jackie,how are you? Thanks for your lovely email as im sure we will become best friends in no time. Sorry it took so long for me to reply i was out all morning and i dont find that much time to get onto the computer between my daughter amber who is 5 always wanting to play games and lola my 4 month old always wanting my attention. But i will do my best to chat to you.love Kylie. xxxooo

HI dad i got an email from jackie today i replied but not sure if i did it properly let me know if u get this email

Kylie, as I explained to you on the phone I do not receive your e-mails unless you add me to the recipients using the cc option.

Jodi now has an e-mail [email protected], so you and her can now send mails to each other now that Darren's computer is fixed...

I won't introduce Jodi to h2g2 as she would somehow find a way to totally wreck this site..

btw, your mother is e-mailing me but I won't tell her you have an e-mail addy as I have seen enough fireworks to last me a lifetime!!!

Love Always

Dad

Hi Kylie,I HAVE e-mailed you,earlier, and Jodi ! Thankyou so much for the lovely msg you've sent to me here.Please don't worry about replying quickly,as I explained in my e-mail,I know just how busy you will be with the babies,it's no problem OK ? I'm here,a msg away if you need me ! Much Love Jackie xxxx (PS Stephen ,would you please be a little patient with Kylie,this is all new to her,she obviously does not have the time on her hands to learn about it that you have ...YES,I AM telling you off hahahahaha xxx Consider yourself told OK ? ) Bye for now Kylie,speak soon xxxx

Hi jackie im not sure if u will get this as dad said im not doing it properly so if u dont reply i know im doing it wrong. love Kylie

Kylie, you are not doing anything wrong on hootoo!...
I was talking about using e-mail on your hotmail account. Now Jackie has told me off, I am going to cry....
That feels better!. Now get home and answer your phone please
How is Lola May?. Do you think she is definitely teething?

Always

Dad

Hi Kylie,thankyou so much for your msg and your mail (I have replied)Look Kylie,I think we should sort something out on 'OUR'thread right now..I hope you agree with me ? We WILL say 'hello' to your Dad,then completely ignore him OK ? hahahahhahaha he's confusing both of us now hahahahahhaha Best we ignore him,on the whole hahahahhaha Hope Lola is OK ? Hope your All OK ? Speak soon. You take care. Much Love Jackie xxxxxx Hello Stephen,didn't see you there pet hahahahhahahha xxxxxx

Hello Jackie, I got your email and im finally all sorted(without dads help)hahahahaha.Lola is well and so is the rest of the family thankyou for asking.How is your flower buisness going? All good i hope.And you know dad would never let us ignore him(as for me if i didnt reply to him via computer he would ring me or fly or drive here to see me)as for you well then who knows he would probably get on a plane and turn up at your home or work and then it would be hard for you to ignore him.hahahahaHe sent me an email saying you told him off.must be of for the minute as i'm babysitting for my sister inlaw she has 2 boys kairo who is 5 and tague who is 3 plus i have Amber at home today and Lola so you can imagine the trouble they are getting into and all the constant nagging.Have a great day,and we shall talk soon i promise love Kylie and familyxxxxxxxxooooooo

Dad just wondering did you get any money for your computer from the mole yet?

Hi Kylie,thankyou for the msg,and the lovely e-mail..I have replied,I only pray Lola sleeps long enough for you to read it hahahahhaha It is extremely long hahahahhahaha I KNOW how busy you must be,so please don't worry about writing everyday OK ? No problem ! I'm fine thankyou (wish I could say the same for weather !! We're suffering a typically English SUMMER here Kylie,dull,cloudy and rain hahahaha) I hope this msg finds you all well ? And it comes with Much Love from me to you and the family xxxxxxx PS I now realise we cannot ignore your Dad ,if we just HUMOUR him a bit eh ? hahahahhaha x Hi Stephen xxxxx We DO think about you ,often hahahahaha xxxxxxx See you soon x

HA!!!! So you just want to humour me then. We will see about that!!




Stephen

HI PINKY i told you we can never avoid my dad as guess what he just turned up on my door step out of the blue to stay the night.lots of love talk soon Kyliexxxxxxxooooooohahahahahahah PS and now he is going to confuse me once again and tell me the 12 hour version of how to use msn

Hahahahahahhahahha OH NO ! NOT the 12hr version Kylie ? Thats cruelty to children that is !! Haven't you got a cupboard somewhere? You could just push him in there and leave him for the night ...Lecture over..end of problem hahahahhahahaha I've replied to your beautiful e-mail x Thankyou x Speak soon. Much Love to All Jackie xxxxxxxxxx Hi Stephen xxxxxxxxxx hahahahahha (Humour him Kylie,Humour Him hahahahaha)

Hello im back, its rickys mums bday 2day so we spent the day with her. Great day it was.Very chilly here though. I got your beautiful email and i shall reply tonite when kids are in bed.well must be of have to start tea to be honest cant be bothered really but have hungry children(meaning ricky and amber)Lolas comes in a jar nice and easy.Thank god no 12 hour lecture from dad so i didnt need the cupboard after allhahahahaha. speak soon lotsa love Kyliexxxxxxxxxx

Righto you pair!!! Jackie, I divorce you forthwith!!! Kylie, you are no daughter of mine so I officially disown you...

Jodi can have all my money, Amber can have my laptop computer and Ricky can have my car!!!!!!!!!!!



Nobody wuvs me anymore

Sir Peeb The Vanquished

Stop being SO dramatic Stephen,you CAN'T divorce me....I REFUSE !!! Kylie needs her Dad,we will take you to court for negligence,so sit down over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and sulk,you'll feel much better later PROMISE hahahahahhahhaha ..................................... Hi Kylie,thankyou for your beautiful mail,(I'll be replying shortly)and for your msg x Belated birthday wishes to Ricky's Mum,pleased you all had a great day Kylie !The weather has been 30C here today,for us thats very hot indeed,I've had a day off and sunbathed all day...back to work tomorrow of course ! OK,off to mail you now.Much Love to You and the Family from Jackie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx PS So pleased you didn't have to use the cupboard in the end Kylie for your Dad,all that banging on the door MIGHT have woken Lola up,thats an unforgiveable crime hahahaha x Speak soon x

Thats it you pair..I am now totally sudued and subjegated..Hahahahaha.

Jackie, I hope you didn't get sunburnt...30C is quite mild actually. Just a typically mild Summer's day here...

Love to you Both
Dad and Stephen

Slightly burnt hahahahhaha(Thats as hot as we'll ever get over here Stephen) But, I'm OK !....... Hi Kylie,got your novel,and I've sent you an even longer novel today hahahahhahahha Much Love to You and the Family xxxxxxxx Jackie xxxxxxxxxxxx Special Hugs for Amber X and Lola X Speak soon X