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30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 1

Z

Every time I have submitted an abstract for your conference you have extended the deadline by at least 7 days. And what do you think I do? Instead of submitting said abstract in a timely fashion I instead spend 7 more days moving the commas around a bit.

Now it's gone further, because I know that you will extend the abstract deadline I hadn't actually finished doing the experiment I intend to submit to you.

The funny thing is that every year you probably extend the deadline because not enough people have submitted abstracts to your conference. Do you know why that is? It's because we know that you'll extend the deadline, so we don't really take your deadline very seriously.


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 2

TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

And then one of these days they won't extend the deadline, and you'll all be caught out.

TRiG.smiley - rolleyes


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 3

Researcher 14993127


smiley - cat


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 4

Storm

Expectations management. A big problem.

I'm wondering just how late it is going to be before the Nigerian students realise that they really can't bribe me to pass the exam and have to do some work.

hopefully not so late that they can't do the work...


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 5

Titania (gone for lunch)

smiley - bluebutterfly


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 6

Mrs Zen

>> I'm wondering just how late it is going to be before the Nigerian students realise that they really can't bribe me to pass the exam and have to do some work.

smiley - snork


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 7

Candi - now 42!

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30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 8

hellboundforjoy

smiley - devil


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 9

Z

Abstract finally submitted a healthy 2 days before the deadline.

Go me.

This research is better than the one that run the prize, but the numbers are more complex so it may be harder to understand.


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 10

Milla, h2g2 Operations

smiley - applause
Maybe they were just waiting for your submission, so they could stop extending the deadline? smiley - bigeyes

smiley - towel


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 11

Z

I think so. Clearly the conference would be lost without my thrilling opinions..


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 12

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*nods* Naturally.
No, seriously, don't pretend to be uninteresting! Of course there will be people interested in your work and opinions - that's what the conference is for? Right?
smiley - towel


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 13

Z

This piece of work is a systematic review saying 'this evidence is pathetic'


30/11/11 Dear British Geriatric Society

Post 14

Milla, h2g2 Operations

Ahh, that will be thrilling! Wounded egos, controversy, counter criticism and support all mingling into a heady soup of clashing interests!
Who thought conferences were dull?
smiley - towel


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