h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gosh, there are a lot of people from the Exeter area on this site. Just shows how exciting it is down there. You're not the Simon with curly hair that I snogged once (in Exeter), are you?

Oh yes, I am in fact a girl, in case you were unduly perplexed by that question.

Erm.....I'd like to be able to answer your question but, as yet, I'm not adept at recognising people by their typing. The reason there are so many people on here from around this region is because we've got nothing better to do. Sad, isn't it?

Hmm, yes, beyond drinking and going to the beach, and more drinking, I don't remember there being much else to do down there. But then, I was a student. And I lied about going to the beach. I don't think I ever did that during my four-year stint. Maybe because the travelling cut into valuable drinking time.

Did you ever live in Brighton and work in a hospital morgue?

No, but I know a rather morbid story of someone who did. A medical student spent a year inspecting his own personalised corpse from the feet upwards, until he got to the face and discovered that his research aid was infact his own grandmother.
Didn't I see you once spinning plates in a circus tent in Hampshire?