h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello? Hello? Why don't we have an IM on this thing?

Hallloooooo.... (I know you're out there... I'm picking up this "floopy dress" vibe...)

*follows the trail of squirrel fur*

*starts seeing some sequins mixed in with the loose squirrel fur *

Oh for the love of Pete - you're drivin' me nuts on purpose aren't you?

Yes.
Well I might not have been, it takes the best part of an hour just to catch up on all my bloody conversations here these days.

Did you get my email?

Yeah, I did, but I completely forgot to reply to it, as I was dealing with system crashes, server cut-outs and loads of other stuff earlier. Very funny, I think UH deserves to get wound up a bit really...

My concern was that you would be p****d (rightfully so) and think that some people may have taken him seriously (which didn't happen).
Cause you know that we all love and adore you. (and worship the ground your tail drags on - as we should with all good Priests of the CoHT! )



(and hey - where's my engagement ring? And does this mean that I inherit half of all the money you make selling your CD's? )

Now why would I be pissed about that? (Love that americanism, seeing as pissed over here means very drunk, which I was last night, and will be tommorrow).
And you can have the ring pull off of this here can of Lager, whilst half of practically nothing is... well you can do the maths. (BTW, blatant plug, new Plastic Squirrel album just finished, should be available on the 15th after 2 years of hard slog, coincidentally that's also my 25th birthday, wahey!)

Cool - well I'll plan on purchasing the CD - seeing as how I can't get the dang-blasted mpg-3 thingy to work on my computer! You never know - It might just make it to the top of the charts here in the USA... (or at least to the top of my CD collection! <ok)

Wahey, a sale already! I better get it mastered, encoded and uploaded pretty damn sharpish then. Frankly I hate it cos it's commercial crap that I did just to see if I could, I prefer being a noise merchant normally. But I wrote the whole thing as therapy a year or so ago when I was still ed in the head and it's a bit whiny and depressing here and there. But it got everything out of my system so it must be good for something!

They make great coasters! And deadly frisbees!
(just kidding, I wouldn't do that to your CD!)


Or would I? Mwahh-haaa-haaa!


*tweaks PS's tail, gives him a big and off...*

Yeah, you probably would...
Still it's got to be good for something