h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So...will it? I am talking about the kind of Fan Club other people start on your personal space for you, as has happened all over this site.

Let us take things in to account:

Number of people who have me on their Friend's List - 38
Number of Enemies - Too many to count
Number of Friend's who I know regularly start creating and participating in these type of Fan Clubs - 0 known, although perhaps some do.
Time on h2g2 - nearly 2 years
People I've Offened in my time - Too many to count

so, know the big thing - The Odds:

There will be a Spook Fan Club made by 2020 - 1/50 , this is probably definite, due to the length of time
There will be a Spook Fan Club made by the end of the year - 30/1
There will be a Spook Fan Club made by the end of the month - 100/1
There will be a Spook Fan Club made by the end of the week - 400/1
There will be a Spook Fan Club made by the end of the day - 10,000/1
There will be a Spook Fan Club made by the end of the hour - 50,000/1
There will never be a Spook Fan Club made - 100,000/1

make your bet, the only bet where you, the viewer, can place the bet and make yourself a winner!

Please Note: Real money cannot be placed in this bet. Any real money sent to em by e-mail will not be returned or considered part of a bet. If you win the bet you will receive no award. Virtual h2g2 money or money featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy can be used. This bet does not guarantee money to the winner.

spook

Wonders shall I start one...

well, time is running out for end of hour, then end of day, so you'd want to place them bets soon, although they are both pretty unreliable. end of week is a pretty good one, although end of year is the best 'safe' bet for money, with 2020 being a guaranteed money maker more or less. never is unadviseable since you wouldn't get your winnings till the end of h2g2. end of month may be a good bet for a risk taker who still wants a bit of a safety zone.

spook

NO! no no no no no no NO! it's just what he wants you to do

*puts money on in an hour... then rushes off with a hammer and nails to build *something**

how much money?

This much

*--------------------------*

gotcha!

*records in betting books: "a ing load of cash!"*

don't do it Lou, NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo*runs out of breath*

17 miinutes of the hour left. will Lou win the bet, or will he lose his s**tload of cash?

oh wait, was someone meant to bleep that?

*talks to producer*

dam, the bleeper's gone to the loo. this always happens at the wrong time!

'Lou' 'he' 'his'? are you confused spook?

dunno. i never know from conversations whether a neutral name means he or she, so i normally use he as men are more offended about being called women then women of being called men.

spook

ah, wise. *nods*

Lou lost the bet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which means you still don't have a fan club

yup, but what i now have is the funds to support a fan club if anyone decides to make one. creachy, are you interested in making a bet?

I'll bet 250000000 octanian plings on the end of this week. (an octanian pling is a large circular coin, about 25 yards from side to side, 20 pling bills are made out of sewn-together leaves that span 80x30 yards)

i bet 1 altarian dollar on a year

*records both bets.*

Good Luck Guys!

Oh, spook, if I win, could you please pay in coins? I need some change.