h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

various reports on the illuminati claim they were originally jesuits and/or zionist and or bankers plotting world domination.it gets really interesting with stories of psychic invation, alien control, and assistance from the dead. the list of illuminati celebraties include: charlemange, jfk, lenin, bob dobbs, thomas jefferson, alister crowley, bucky fulminster, john birch, timothy leary, tesla, and adam weishaupt who apparently was the real name of george washington.

so yeah. oi eris.

Lenin?

That seems unlikely to me. I mean, Lenin was a SOCIALIST, so he wanted everyone to be equal in every way.

While the Illuminati want more power than everyone else.

I don't see how a communist revolution could have served the Illuminati in any way.

isn't the pyramid with the eye on the american dollar an illuminti sign?

Yes indeed...you'll notice that the USSR had no such symbolism involved.

And I doubt that Leary was an Illuminatus. He was spreading acid around which will splatter your mind from here to the moon, and the Illuminati are about oppressive order.

indeed