A Conversation for How to Pass Time

Use a fish

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lizza

Haddock is widely considered best but if there is none to hand you could use mackeral though the promlem related to this is that you usually have to catch the mackeral yourself unless you have a genie or mackeral is in the habit of droping on your head at odd moments.
whatever options you are considering do not even let the idea of letting the idea of using tuna cross your mind the merest speculation could result in disasterous results, especially if you don t have a tin opener to hand.there are many reasons 4 this- mainly that tuna is a small insignificant fish that will not have any affect on the concept of time. now i must go as i am about to be caught in the time warp of lunch


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