h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got those disgusting tiny little moths in my kitchen! More specifically, clinging in a growing group on the ceiling of the closet, which passes for my sink and pantry area (don't ask!).

I've checked -- no nuts out, no open dried fruit, and no open packages (those invite even nastier things -- do. not. want. those.). I'm about to try spritzing them with something that won't cause harmful chems to fall over my shelves. But, I'm stumped...white vinegar will just draw fruit flies, and Dog knows, I don't want those, either. Decisions, always decisions.

hairspraysort of mummifies them

I am such a slob, I don't use hairspray...but I tried room freshener. They flew off elsewhere, but they persist.

(why am I hearing Gloria Gaynor singing, all of sudden?)

I've got a similar infestation of small grey mothy things, but I'm fairly sure I know where they're coming from. I bought another box of NUTRO Brand dog bisquits. This will be the last box I ever buy. I doubt my dogs mind the extra protien but they mothy thingies really annoy me when they land on my TV.