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fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Jun 20, 2005
So there I was, walking up from Haymarket Station to my work via Morrison Street this morning, minding my own business and thinking about the breeze that felt like it was going up my skirt, when this guy taps me on the shoulder and says "I think you might want to adjust your skirt".
The bloody thing had ridden all the way up to my hips - no wonder I felt a draught!
Just as well I was wearing black tights...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 20, 2005
And you didn't even take a picture on your phone and send it to me. 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 20, 2005
Because I was too embarassed to stop, I just wanted to get to work!
You get to see my arse all the time anyway 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 20, 2005
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winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire Posted Jun 20, 2005
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I'm not really here Posted Jun 21, 2005
Did you have a little trail of men following you up the road?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 21, 2005
Well you can't blame me for it... well, you can if you like Good job you weren't wearing those skimpy little numbers 
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Mu Beta Posted Jun 21, 2005
Cor...I couldn't resist a thread title like this, could I?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 21, 2005
There were one or two men about me, yes, but I was heading into the Exchange district so that's not unusual!
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Vestboy Posted Jun 23, 2005
There you go! Now you know why I wear a vest like mine - dragging slightly on the ground. Nobody gets to see my nether parts!
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 23, 2005
I've been wearing trousers all week now...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2005
I haven't.... its toooooooo hot 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 24, 2005
*realises he is blinding people with the whiteness of his legs 
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Jun 24, 2005
I actually ended up wearing a kilt on Wednesday evening because it was too hot for trousers.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 24, 2005
I wore a skirt today but it STAYED DOWN. Hurray!
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I'm not really here Posted Jun 24, 2005
Down? 
You're only supposed to take it down when you visit the ladies.
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I'm not really here Posted Jun 24, 2005
Just noticed kilt message above - have you got any photos?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 24, 2005
I hike mine up when I go to the ladies'. Thought all girls did that? Is there something I don't know here? 
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Mu Beta Posted Jun 24, 2005
I don't claim to be an expert, but I think it's all dependent on how tight it is.
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- 1: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 20, 2005)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 20, 2005)
- 3: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 20, 2005)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 20, 2005)
- 5: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Jun 20, 2005)
- 6: I'm not really here (Jun 21, 2005)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 21, 2005)
- 8: Mu Beta (Jun 21, 2005)
- 9: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 21, 2005)
- 10: Vestboy (Jun 23, 2005)
- 11: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 23, 2005)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 23, 2005)
- 13: I'm not really here (Jun 24, 2005)
- 14: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 24, 2005)
- 15: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Jun 24, 2005)
- 16: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 24, 2005)
- 17: I'm not really here (Jun 24, 2005)
- 18: I'm not really here (Jun 24, 2005)
- 19: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 24, 2005)
- 20: Mu Beta (Jun 24, 2005)
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