h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...because it has a Cool Wall!






I'll get me coat

What's its top speed for burning toast?

I bought our toaster all special because it matches the brushed alaminium of the PC in the front room (which matches the brushed alaminium HiFi in the front room) My new brushed alaminium external harddrive should arrive today... all I need now is matching clothes

Errr I think its top speed is 5 *goes to check the dial on the side*

Aluminium everything Mr Legs? Did you ever get that chain mail thong?

I think he made it out of ring-pulls.

5, eh? Not like Spinal Tap's 11 then? (Proudly) "Most volume controls go up to 10 but ours goes up to 11!"

Maybe you could biro in a number 6 after the 5 and frighten yourself.
0 - carbon in 30 seconds.

What, exactly, is a toaster's cool wall?

The volume on the BBC iPlayer goes up to 11

A toaster's cool wall is basically the outside panel which is designed not to be hot to touch.

It does indeed. Is this why you're loving the iPlayer on Facebook?

I'm going to make little magnets of different sandwich fillings and arrange them on the side of the toaster in order of coolness.



(Diclaimer: no I'm not.)

i just read that as dic claimer

lol.

RF

lol.

And another lol.

Crikey, I'm so full of lol today I've got lol spilling out all over the place.

lol.

How cool is mozzarella and grape pips?

Cobblers. I was sitting here looking at that disclaimer thinking there was something not quite right about it, but I went ahead and clicked Post anyway.

lol.

lol.

Can someone please clear up these kitty corpses please?

RF

I have a blender that is fine for the purpose. No need to kill 'em first, the blender will take care of that.

e2a: lol

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Edit: Lawl



EV will disagree but cheese and jam is way up on the toaster's cool wall of toast toppings

LOL.
Cheese is great on toast. Heck someone oughta invent cheese on toast. LOL.
Actually butter is really good too LOL. by that then cheese and butter shoudl be even more LOLingly great LOL. strawberry Jam can be nice. So would strawberry jam (which is nice), with cheese (which is nice), and butter (which is nice), be the ultimate threeway topping for toast. oh, maybe not LOL LOL LOL.
Damn and now I want toast, and butter, and jam, and couble cream, and cheese, and ham and green eggs and ham and butter and I've not got any bread LOL.