h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After deciding to hand in my notice on Monday, I've been approached by an agency regarding a very prestigious job working for a big legal firm, a job with many prospects and more money (although that's not too important to me right now) and I've been praised mightily for my secretarial and typing skills. Which is nice

I also decided to join the local hospital radio station. I went along last night to meet the chairman, who I had a chat with and showed me round. Wow! I was like a kid in a sweetshop! VERY nice setup!!

My youngest sis is also getting married. We knew it would happen, but we all thought her other half was going to wait until they got to Disneyland at Crimbo, but we're all really happy for her. And she's asked me to be her maid of honour

Only rubbish things to happen - I managed to Superglue my fingers together yesterday and the other day an old family friend died. But he'd been ill for ages so it was probably a good thing for him in the end...

Traveller in Time behind a brand new desk
"
FOR D=4; s<S; +2
in the new job.
to the happy couple (any date jet?)
And with your 'old family friend'.
"

Good luck with the new job, and the being a bridesmaid doobry, I think every wedding should include a drunken badger0obsessed bridesmaid

I'm more interested in how on earth you managed to superglue your fingers together.

B

I'll see if I can get a black and white dress

I was trying to glue a bead that had fallen off my bag back onto it, the glue, for want of a better word, spurted out quicker than I expected and went all over my hand...

Only you could make such a normal domestic mishap sound erotic.

B

Ho yus!

I feel I should say something at this point, but I'm not sure what.

Did you offer a nail instead?

B

I'm shocked (though I know I shouldn't be by now)!

Go fords! I admire your decision to quit & chase after something better, I've often thought I'd like to do something else but don't quite know what or how to start. Hmmm, maybe I should follow your lead.

I hope you get your rewards soon!

Onwards and upwards! A maid of honour! I expect the superglue was to ensure you don't drop the posy when the bride throws it. Have you thought of velcro?

*thinks of Velcro*

*Rubs velcro on vest.*
It's nice isn't it?

How do you do that without it sticking to your vest?

*Looks at vest which is covered in bits of Velcro, posy and wedding cake*
It's just a knack!

Thanks guys Handed my notice in today, it was kinda hard to do actually!

Catch the posy? I can think of better, more exciting things to Superglue myself to

Ho yus?

Ho yus!