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fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Mar 1, 2004
I think I've put my contacts in the wrong way round, I can't see anything out my left eye!
Otherwise, someone might have poked me in the eye on Saturday or something, who knows...I think Saturday's meet is the daftest yet, and that's saying something for us lot!
Yellow river, yellow river...
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 1, 2004
It's not funny, I'll have to walk around with an eyepatch on all day 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 1, 2004
Oooo arrr, Mary Poppins!
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Zak T Duck Posted Mar 1, 2004
I've often wondered, when pirates retire do they become westcountry farmers?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 1, 2004
They need thost ploughs to dig holes for their treasure 
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Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!) Posted Mar 1, 2004
Speaking of Yellow River, someone told me Rolf Harris advocates the drinking of...... Oh, maybe we shouldn't go into that.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 1, 2004
Well on Sunday my mouth certainly felt like I'd partaken of John Bonham's bodily fluids 
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Mar 1, 2004
Traveller in Time 
on his head
"Look out for left handed smilies punching your right eye! "
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Mar 1, 2004
Traveller in Time, on his head
"Sorry, I apperantly spoiled your BLOG, whatever that may have been."
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Mar 1, 2004
Traveller in Time searching for some tasty bugs
"Like I wrote, apperantly my posting stopped a good conversation."
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 1, 2004
So this was after a day recovering from |Tequila shots you put your contacts in wrong then Fords. That is BAD NEWS!!!!!
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 1, 2004
I know, but I'm blind otherwise and I did it once before. Oh hang on, I'd been drinking the night before then too
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 1, 2004
How many fingers am I holding up? *braces himself for a slap*
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Mister Matty Posted Mar 1, 2004
I ended up with an extra book in my bag (thanks, Nizzy) and a horrible "sweet-smelling" stain on my good jeans that we think was those jelly vodka thingys.
I nearly lost my bag with the GBA and lots of other things in it too, only Mort reminded me of the need to "double check" just before we left The Standing Order.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 1, 2004
I dunno 
how many fingers do you have? I can see lots 
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