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Johnny Depp got off with me - and EV was just sitting there and not bothering

Mind you, in my dream he was being chatted up by some random girl....

I might have guessed you'd be the first one along!

Of course

really wnt to go see the libertine

Aye, me too!

He was in Sleepy Hollow character last night, by the way

oooh nah hes much sexier in pirates and the 9th gate

Well, I liked him in Fear and Loathing... but of course I'm not ing over him.

So that's where he ended up. The lying swine said he'd be at mine last night.

What is it about Johnny Depp? I keep gazing at pics & trying to analyse it, just end up going

zdt

etc.

*Worldwide tug 'o war*

Monsieur Depp ends up in small & unusable pieces.

Reckon we just work out a rota system don't you?

zdt

Rota? As in Rotissary? As in Spitroast?

Ooh, I'm feeling a little wobbly now.

Godammit! Can't I have anyone to myself!

*licks Johnny Depp allover choccy biscuit stylee* Mine now!

I drempt I got arrested last night, although not, unfortunately, for JD lickage.

Wow. A JD on JD. Heaven.

Imagine getting arrested for licking JD off'f JD

Anyway, I licked him first - so there!

That's OK - I don't mind a pre-licked JD, so long as I can drizzle some more JD on JD.

BTW, A9203870

Well, you did ask!

Oooh, now that is useful. (This from a mother that bought her left handed son a right handed guitar.)

JD on/over/with anything

Incidently, the most disturbing part of my dream wasn't actually being arrested...but the bit where LW appeared amidst lots of getting on and off trains at various station

Arrggghhhhhh!!!!! LW appeared in one of my dreams once. I'm not sure I survived.

His mum made me make friends with him in my dream!