h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just passing by on the bt mothership. At least I think I am, theres no windows in the rowing section so I can't really tell. Just felt your presence out there

hi... only just found this..lol
wots your a.s.l...plz!!
and how are u??

hey kev, see the bt mothership found ur little corner of the universe aswell! howz u 2 day darlin? did u drink all that vodka? ouch my head! lmao

hello again rower still at the rear hon? try a few more daisies and u may progress tomid ship! lol

yes.. drank all the vodka and a few stella..lol
my head was well sore..
im not working till monday night so will be
on this quit a bit trying 2 work out everything..lol

its fun in here hon! if u get stuck just giz a bell and i`ll try and help! although be warned im just a begginer myself

Please remember that I am a trog from the planet troglodite. Therefore an alien so our translator is not able to translate your abbrevitions. Please can you write words in full so that it can be translated into trog. Thankyou.

hi again...
lol = laugh out loud
a.s.l = age,sex.location..
i know your location now.. planet troglodite...lmao
oh.. lmao = laugh my a*s* off
lmfao = well i think u can work this one out yourself....

I have now imputted these details into our translater. We now have the power thankyou. I am female and 365 earth years old. But only 28 Troglodite years. Quite young really most trogs live unitl they are about 10987.

nice 1....lol
so wot are u up 2 2day??? are u going 2 take over univers or leave it till 2morrow..lmao

Well thats just it. Captain farkswell has again sent us back in time so we are currently orbiting the earth in the year 1965. The werid thing is I have discovered you have a pop group called the Trogs during this time. I wonder if they are related? Any way Farkswell is never sure quite how he sends through time. The ship is not surposed to be capable of such a monover. So we're just sitting waiting for him to figure out how to send us back. We have had a recent battle with the squiges. We defeated them with the help of fellow researcher Peregrin Flyhi.

im sorry but u cant take over the earth.. ive got work monday..lmfao
oh soz missed the e off universe before..lol

hiya kev! bit early in the mornin to be havin so much fun isnt it m8? lmfsao@u i got 1 hell ov a bad head m8!!

You should be glad if we invade the earth before Monday. You will then be saved from having to go to work. You could join the party celebrations on the bt mothership

oh yes... my head is killing me..lol
well if they take over the earth, hope they bring the ale..lmao

I am asuming the ale is a stimulant. We have a great stimluent beverage call farhhaakway. Blows your socks off

soz im only just messaging now....
bring loads of it coz i need it 2 blow my mind..lol

some 1 well blew mine m8! reckon i`ll stop using this and ld! load ov crap ne way!! r there ne genuine ppl about? sum how i doubt it! cya hon

hello... i got 2 ur page with the help of an ace.. i just told tuc about your getting sent to earth coz of u being a thief and nicking all our grogons... (money) well im gonna go search the universe 4 sumthing interesting.. cya later ZZZZOOOOOOMMMMM

well i neva! if kev took ur grogons i want half! us scousers share and share alike! nowt down 4 him if he`s bin holdin out on me! lmao wanna a daisy m8! good stuff ya know....only 4 grogons a bunch but u gotta pick em urself! <smiley