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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Aug 16, 2001
Ah-ha! That's much better!
I mentioned in that other forum that I am one of the ACE's here at H2G2. ACE stands for Assistant Community Editor. We are the official Meeters and Greeters of this wonderful site and bascially we try to be nice and friendly, answer all your questions and appear knowledgeable about stuff. Occasionally, on those rare occasion when we are totally flumoxed ouselves we will endevour to point you in the direction of someone else who knows the answer instead!.
The ACE's are researchers just like youself who have signed up to this volunteer scheme. We flit from space to space and I've popped over offer my distilled wisdom on how to get the best out of using this site and of course welcome you to this great on-line community.
This is a welcome message for all new researchers here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/welcome-newcomers
A lot of researchers have signed up recenly after watching a documentary about the late Douglas Adams on BBC2. He founded this website and has a page on-site which is now a sort of tribute. If you would like to visit there you can do so by using this link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U42
I see you pretty much mastered the concept of the smileys! but if you would like the actual link it is this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Smiley
To start you off http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A270325 is a pretty much exhaustive (guide within a guide ) to all of the clubs and sillyness that Researchers (regularly) indulge in.
There are many, many different conversations being had here so try doing some investingating (or "Lurking" as it is known here on-site.)
You can join in by clicking the Discuss Entry button to start up a brand new conversation or if you want to reply to a message in pre-existing conversation just hit the Reply button (9/10 times it doesn't hit back! ) at the end of the appropriate posting. Again I imagine this is all quite familiar, but worth mentioing so you don't end up starting a new conversation instead of just posting a quick message,, then spend all your time wondering why no-one's replied!
To see where the community is talking
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Talk - hosts a comprehensive list.
Ignorence can be bliss but enlightenment may be sought here.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/howdoi
Another good place to start here is
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/askh2g2 - here you can post a question about more-or-less anything!
These are forums where you can engage with the rest of the community. The forums form one half of the site, they are were reseachers meet and chat. Forums stem from particular Guide Entries writtten by researchers.
For instance the AskH2G2 forums all stem from a page set up by the staff who run this site - fondly known as The Italics because there names all appear in bold italicised font - Gawd Bless 'em - they're lovely.
They all have pages on site. You can learn more about the team that runs the site here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Team
The forums are where researchers meet and talk. However, by far the best part about using this on-line community is you get to write your own articles otherwise known as Guide Entries and have other people talk about them in the forums they generate. You can write about whatever interests you.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/index
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/RandomEntry
As you can see, Guide Entries can also be about anything at all. The aim of the site is to write a kind of comprehensive encylopoedia for Earth (with some handy tips to help you live on it.) But the Guide is not yet complete!
And this is where you come in. If you have an interest in diverse a topics as ballet, car mechanics, advanced quantum physics or the daily frustrations of trying to naviagte the London Tube System or anything else, now is you chance to flex your writing muscles and put finger to keyboard.
And there's plenty of help to get you inspired:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Writing-Guidelines
The site supports two methods of writing. You can use either Plain Text or if you want to make a page look special you can use a specialised code system called GuideML. It is terribly simple to use. and I promise it doesn't require a doctorate to master.
This is the fiddly bit I told you to ignore in your journal. By selecting to post in GuideML you can and can enhance the look of anything you write. GuideML is based on a series of open <> and closed </> command brackets and is similar in structure though not indentical to HTML. A really helpful place to keep refering to is the GuideML Clinic, which can be found here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/GuideML-Clinic It explains the basic structure of GuideML, how to use it and is the best place to go if you need any help or get stuck using it.
Your personal Space counts as a Guide Entry and can also be edited to include pictures and text formatting using GuideML.http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/C809
If you are genuinly stuck you could always try looking at other researcher's Guide Entries to get some ideas.
If you want to see how any one has constructed a page using GuideML
put this URL in your address bar
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/testXXXXX - where XXXXX is the number of a page without the "A".
If you want to see how someone has constructed their Personal Space in GuideML use this URL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/testuserpageXXXXX - again where XXXXX is the number of the page minus the "U" number.
Clicking the Who's On Line button will call up a menu that displays all researchers currently logged-in.
There is plenty of help to get you started writing entries for the Guide
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Writing-Workshop offers helpful advice and also there is the Peer Review System that lets researchers help each other out in puting the final finishing touches to their articles.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/PeerReview
If you are stuck for anything else you could try first checking the Don't Panic! Help Pages & FAQS :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/dontpanic
If you want to reply to this message you can by clicking on the Reply button in the corner. I will know if you do because my page dispalys a record of all conversations I have taken part in and have replies to. If you want to stop by my page as well, you are
more than welcome to come ask any questions or even pop over just for a quick chat.
I am here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U113478
Welcome to H2G2.
Enjoy, reading, taking part in and contributing to The Real Life Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy [ Earth Edition ].
See you around.
Clive.
thanks m8
PSYCHO_SURGEON MASTER VAMPIRE(FATHER,HUSBAND,FRIEND AND MADGE) Posted Aug 17, 2001
HIYA CLIVE ...THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP YOU VE GIVEN ME IN SETING UP MY OWN WEB PAGE
ITS THE FIRST TIME IVE TRIED SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND I WAS FEELING A BIT LOST TO BE HONEST.
YOUR "Q" ON LEISURE DISTRICT WELL ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHAT SITE BUT DUE TO SEVARAL PROBLEMS
WICH IS ON GOING ITS BECOME AS MUCH FUN AS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THOSE FLAT PACKS YOU GET FROM IKEA
LOL IF YOU SEARCH FOR LD YOU CAN SEE FOR YOUR SELF I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE ADDY
RIGHT I'M OF TO HAVE LOOK AT THE COOL STUF I CAN SET FROM THIS SITE.
ALL THE BEST AND THANKS AGAIN CRAIG
thanks m8
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 17, 2001
Think nothing of it. Glad to help!
Just remember, if you have anymore questions or indeed just want to chat come and visit me at my space or leave a reply here. I'll no doubt see you around.
Clive
my worlds in black and white
PSYCHO_SURGEON MASTER VAMPIRE(FATHER,HUSBAND,FRIEND AND MADGE) Posted Aug 28, 2001
Hiya clive how you doing mate.
could you please tell me how to get coloured
writeing cause ive had so many people ask me and i would also
like to know
thanks again CRAIG
my worlds in black and white
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 28, 2001
oooh ...um not too sure myself.
Hang about I'll do some investigating and I'll get back to you.
okay?
Clive
my worlds in black and white
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 28, 2001
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A622757
Okay this is a page I just flung together where I've copy and pasted some coloured text from someone elses page. I'll open up a forum where we can learn how to use it together!
Clive
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Welcome Pyscho Surgeon . . .
- 1: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 16, 2001)
- 2: PSYCHO_SURGEON MASTER VAMPIRE(FATHER,HUSBAND,FRIEND AND MADGE) (Aug 17, 2001)
- 3: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 17, 2001)
- 4: PSYCHO_SURGEON MASTER VAMPIRE(FATHER,HUSBAND,FRIEND AND MADGE) (Aug 28, 2001)
- 5: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 28, 2001)
- 6: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 28, 2001)
- 7: PSYCHO_SURGEON MASTER VAMPIRE(FATHER,HUSBAND,FRIEND AND MADGE) (Aug 28, 2001)
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