h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh... man... I've never heard of that! are most of the population seemingly that... I'm not sure gullable is the right word... 'stupid' is probably more accurate...

Information is power... clearly people are that stupid... I must invent some crap I can sell to make millions from

Got it. Oh yus!

Meditation towels! of course, they'll just be basic cotton towels... but because* they're special 'meditation towerls'.... or 'zen meditation towels' I can sell em for like three times what a regular towel would be.... loads of crap about the effect of the special hugh err hue of a hyperintelligent shade of blue used in their manafacture.... how the waft and weeve is done on ... I dunno... lay lines, yeh, that'll do... and then.... yeh.... power of positive meditation and all that stuff, and throw in stuff to do with 'mantras' (which do work physiologically, and so will validate the 'magic zen towel and its vast cost')

This time last year I'll be millionaires. ahh, or a time traveller apparently

That is a freaking brilliant idea. Can I embroider or Nighthooverish koans for a very rea$onable markup?

yes! right, we're bisuness partners on this enterprise... the Koans is a fab idea.... nighthooverish and zen-towel-folding-blissy-surreal-stylee koans

Is the towel in your hands, or are your hands in the towel Does the sanctaty of clean only exist because of the dust.
Mindfulness- does the existance of the towel create.

If you make it one of those endless towels you find in public toilets, it could function as a prayer wheel!

2legs appears not to have fallen for the joke that gullible has 3 "l"s in it...but has decided that he will also not be tricked into thinking it has any "i"s

I think speling is sew importent. I kan spel somme words, butt knot otters. Beevers can be tricky too mind. One day, when the true inner zen-badger is focuses, then suddenly, as if the mists lifting from over a swan-pit, all otters will be visible, and beevers shall be clear. For until inner zen-peace, the beever and the otter remain shrouded from our view

I'm really struggling now with my cow-tower entry... I really* really* need to get hold of some of these origional archiological peer reviewed journal articles, but they like want twenty bluddy quid an article and I ain't payign that
Although.
having said which, if a jobs worth doing.... and, afterall; I have now been researching Cow Tower, since the 1980's, at which time I was able to conduct my own investigation of the building, before it was made restricted/no access to the public.
I've currently got about 3 or 4 thousand words of notes and scribbles on various computers in the house, on cow tower and I can't seem to aneal or conform them into a sensible.... or sensible-ish praisey of information suitable for a guide entry

I'm going to meditate. maybe that will help.

*goes to get a pile of towerls*

I love a 'praisey of information'

Hmmm... was that the word I was aiming for? I'm not sure now!

So many words.... so many meanings... so many multiple meanings... so many words meaing the same.... and still one has to pick and use the right one in the right plaice. no wonder its such a snuggle sometimes to get the right words in the right order...

I meditated. Briefly... had to do the quicker version, that doesn't involve towels

I feel the mists of confusion lifting, like early morning mists, rolling down from the hills, passing over the ancient shaded pond. Its dark grey-brown waters, suddenly clearly visible as the mists lift... revealing... the truth, and the words... Now, just to get teh words into the right order

Yeah, mist of confusion, remedying mine with a cup of

Yes, Mala, definitely endless towels. Also we should consider adding a twist, and offering a mobius towel, for the market.

Well, thus far, my cow tower entry is looking a little bit like ;
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Quite a bit at the end is too 'copy and paste' at the moment, as I've not re-worded it, from some of the descriptions I've read, and also not combined in some otter information, and I might re-order a lot of it, as its a bit dense, text wise as it stands Still need to put in some stuff at the intro, more generally on the fortification of Norwich, walls, and associated fortifications which cow tower is but one part of

Ahem...


Taols.

Why is BG running? *casually twirling a towel*

*quickly reaches for the flogger that just happens to be on a hook in the wall next to the bed* danger? I deteact danger! err... if I'm protecting you... who's protecting me!?

I'm never* gona finish the Cow tower Entry now... Just happened to notice, there ain't no edited (or unedited), guide entrys on Kett's rebellion.... (well as far as my search could tell)... I can't stick all about that in an entry on Cow tower, so I'll have to write it as a seperate entry; Not least, of course, that, due to family mythology, history, it may even be the case, that I'm In some strange way, no one can ever really explain, possibly related to Kett.... So... I'll have to do the two entrys a s linked ones, adn get em into PR at the same time