h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

10 months and no reply? i am a bad, bad person. how are you?

Hello there,
I think you must have gotten caught up in the rush that is university. It's easy to do. 10 months is quite impressive though! How is university these days, you second year, you? And I'm very well thank you.
Liz xx

university is in general fairly shit. its not a rush. its just one long stream of work. oxford is a crap town. but i did pull last night, so im not too bothered about it at the moment...

Go you.
I'm still not allowed to pull, which really is no fun at all. Hmm...
Well, Bangor is ace, though not very big, but everyone is a student, and so absolutly anything goes! Rock!
Ok, got to go to "Textual Analysis". bye xx

not go me. shes been studiously ignoring me for two days. i knew it was too good to be true. why rent you allowed to experience this same sort of joy?

AWww...kick her in the nuts.
I don't think my boyfriend would be too happy about it. I wouldn't want to really anyway, judging by the quality of the merchandise around here.
Liz xx

its alright. she said sorry. i dont think kicking her in the nuts would really help my cause any more...

are you saying everyone in bangor is ugly? thats odd, cos everyone in oxford is ugly too...wow...

No, not quite everyone. Most of the nice looking ones are either taken, or don't even come close to my Stefan. But, yeah, quite a few of them are not much to look at.
Weird. Maybe all universities have the same issue?

i always thought it was just oxford. you know: brains are rare, beauty is rare, so simple maths makes brains and beauty rare squared...

And therefore rarer?

much, much rarer. also, all the good looking ones know that they are good looking. its a vicious cycle. i should be at another university...

Nah, cos you know that when you get into the real world your chanses of actually making it and not living in a cardboard box at any point will be increased 100% over mine.
"which university did you study at young lady?"
"Bangor, sir."
"I beg your pardon?!"
*sound of door slamming*

i have told you what im doing as a degree, haent i?

ERm...probably but i can't remember.

philosophy and theology. its hard enough to get a job on that degree even without taking into account the fact that im going to get a 2:2

Wow! I wanted to do philosophy! I adore it at A Level. But you do have a point there. And you don't know you're going to get a 2:2, you're only in your second year after all! Plus, you're still at Oxford! So, therefore you still get a much better chance at whatever it is you want to do!
Liz xx

mmm...perhaps. perhaps not. seeing as there is, as yet, nothing i want to do anyway, im pretty sure any degree would be good for that

oh, and philosophy is rubbish. you had a lucky escape...

Well, I get to do creative writing instead, which will really put me on the right path to join the "real world". Or not...