h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drops grey matter in a jar*

You're not going to eat that are you?

I know that you have got your screen in Alabaster, but having a long title like that make my screen too wide in goo.
Try typing ?skin=classic after your user number in the URL and you will see what I mean. And you might decide that you like Goo best. (Any excuse.)

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oops! no i dont eat the grey matter! u can collect wen leavin globland!! lol am sure to have fun here, insanity abounds! but i hope ur sane cos im bound to have lots of questions...when i have reinstated my brain i will try to think what to ask!!

I like answering questions. So feel free to ask very complicated, but simple ones.
I am fairly sane, but I do have my moments.

hi! i have been trying to update my details, need to change daist to daisy! system says details updated but nothing has changed...can u tell me if i am doing something wrong please???

Have another look, it's fine from here.

wey hey!! so am i in goo now? sticky int it! lol

You're in Goo? Well done. it's much nicer than boring old alabaster.

yes not so dazzling to the old grey stuff! can u tell me how to do the smiley faces please?

hey, i think i found it did i get it right?

Well then seraphina my highness, I knew it was a good move to introduce you to h2g2, I knew your artificialy inseminated brain tissuues would thrive on the wonderful abundance of knowledge that hides in these walls...
You are a trippy lass !! ..
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Mina- Hi, I see youve met yet another of my friends.. They are so cool aint they?
By the way, I went to a torture garden once... thing is I cant remember..!
Really! Was at the palais in London bout 5 years ago....

Really? *The* Torture Garden?

yes, jarve was head gardener there!! thats how we met, he kept digging up my daisies! (chuckle)

question i have noticed that after certain entries you find status...score to the left of the page, obviously (i think) status is wether the piece is edited or not, but i was wondering what the score was all about as my % varies in different sections???

Do you mean in the search engine? If you do, then the score is how closely the entry matched your search key word.

If you don't, then can you give me a link to look at?

U tell me mina! it was at the hammersmith palais in london, a huge one off event with some very bizzarre practises.. Ive tried it all once!!
Is that the official one then? I went with my friends 45 year old mother who turned out to be heavily into it...
I was only 20 I had the shock of my life...:@)
dee-U R sooo crazy!¬ those messages in LD are playing with my weak mind!lol

I've no idea if they've ever held one there, sounds very similar though.

And I've tried it all twice. (Just to make sure. )

hee-hee! luved that last 1!-lol

erm wat msgs...im to busy on here discussing the y`s and wer 4`s of insanity! lmao