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As long as these things are better than "normal" ones...

Not usually, no

Well, Grandma had her operation, and she came through fine. We're going up probably on the 24th (haven't quite nailed down the date yet--will soon) We'd go sooner, but Faith has her first shots (not exactly accurate--she got some in the hospital before we even left the birthing room) on the 9th, and I've read that sometimes there are reactions up to a week later, and I'd rather stay here until then. And then we decided to take care of business in Crescent City first, before foing to Salem. Besides, that'll give Grandma that much more time to recover

But now I'm concerned about Daddy Bob... I've been told that he thinks Faith's due this month, although both Tom and Grandma've told him she's here already. And he told my aunt 'Merry Christmas' a couple weeks ago He's 74, and his mother had Alzheimer's...

And I've finally made an eye appointment for myself. My contact lens tore about.. a month ago? And I've only really been able to see out of one eye since...