h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"We're removing the History requirement. The children weren't testing well."
"Well, back to the three Rs, that's what I always say!"
"Two Rs come September."
(The Simpsons)

Discover the reason why the Aztec pyramids are so similar in design to the Egyptian ones (apart from the fact that it's the only way of putting rocks on top of eachother without them falling over)...
(The Now Show)

But that wasn't in todays episodes, today was the importance of your soul, and the evils of eating, or not eating meat.
silly girl

I didn't see that one, I was in the car at the time!

mmm, but they were still hilarious. Shame you missed them.
anyway, i thought that you lot would still be laughing about Walsingham on the way home?

what? I came back from Walsingham the day before, only my dad in his infinite wisdom decided we should all go to Wales to see all these plants.

Yeah, but plants need company too, and i've heard that that new flower place in Wales is really good, saw it on the news like, y'know.
Did you have fun anyway?

the plants were OK... it was too hot

Its all in the mind, and if its not, then you soon get aclimatised to it anyway. Control of your own mind is paramount.

You say that when you know full well that I'm out of mine...

Nobody is out of their mind, its just that no-one else is in it, think of it like that. Do you see now?
See things for what they are, don't go looking for the tricks just yet, you won't find them coz they aren't there.
(mind you says someone who diligently believes in conspiracy theory)

you make me feel *dumb*