h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Today is trying to make itself worse than yesterday. It is not succeeding because I had a dream last night about burning all the copies of Mostly Harmless (the book) that exist in the entire world, which made me feel better.

If any visitors here can tell me how to change your nickname, tell me NOW.

Zaphara Beeblebrox

Go to My Home (on the left in the gooey bit), then goto My Details.
But why change the nick? The infinite possibilities of parallel universes are big enough for the both of us, surely. Even if my ego is larger than the milky way (that's the star system, btw, not the chocolate bar).

You're scaring me! Who are you (not that I need to ask questions or stuff, just to test you, OK)?

I just did a search for a posting I'd made on h2g2 (me being the *other* zb around here) and came across your stuff.

I'm just a harmless (well mostly) computer programmer from the UK called Ulen, but I go by the nick zb on the net.

Sorry to have freaked you there, this relly isn't a big brother conspiracy kind of thing, but remember - there is no spoon.

Oh man that's a relief, I thought THEY followed me here.

THEY've been following you too? Yikes. We better not meet here again then, ot they're bound to be on to us. Remember to leave by the window before you go.

I thought I was the only one being followed!
Oh, ZARK. I shouldn't have written anything here!