h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Earth has many beautiful aspects. The green trees, the blue(ish or maybe grey) waters, the for-the-most-part non-toxic atmosphere. But one of the most beautiful things experienced by Earthlings is the School Summer Holiday. One of your best contributions to the universe, in fact.
And I am enjoying mine. Rising at lunch-time, lazing until tea-time, tele-watching until bedtime. A natural cycle any species could be proud of.
It also gives a young alien plenty of time to discover and contribute to a fine establishment, and no finer a place can be found than somewhere that let's you decorate the menu in slime.
So that is what I'm going to do. At least when I get back from my holiday in Gay Paris (pronouce in a French manner to prevent offence).
Life is sweet. Occasionally.
And hi there, Bullmastiff! Keep the side up while I'm gone, Buddy?
Best wishes and platypuses,

Vauxhall Vectra

Vectra, you're an anlien? Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Yes the summer hols really are the best. Unless you have media studies coursework to do. >
hmmm, if you're in Paris and I'm here that means...I'M SAFE! You're not likely to call round anytime soon. Great. Peace at last! ;-D
Luv ya loads.
Bull-buddy