h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: The relationship between Chocolate and Sex: Mystery Unravelled - A216992
Author: Mike "Moryath" Ahlf,Researcher 85704 - U85704

I love this - it's a 'scientific' investigation, with some important observations. There's also a quick poll: "Given two choices, indulging in chocolate or indulging in sex, which would you choose?".

Is 'both' an option?

Wow!

Is Mike about?

Market research, eh? Guaranteed to get the answer you want - Every time!

Large gatherings... 200 people in a cinema; 76 of them consuming chocolate and only one couple getting it on big-style in the front row! Or is that the film? I knew I should have brought my glasses!

I wonder how people would respond to the question: "If you had to renounce either chocolate or sex for the remainder of your life, which would you choose to renounce?"

Seeya
Spiff

I'd give up ! - Sex is not fattening (usually), it doesn't give you spots (though the ones it does give you are pretty serious, I admit), and it isn't free. Ok, I guess you pay for sex in other ways...

I humbly draw this entry to the attention of my fellow Miners, and the Popeye Chucklers. I liked it.

Ben

*fatter than she'd like to be*
*spot-free*
*but paying a fortune to be in the right place and the right time and with the right person for sex*