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Vasectomy Update
Portorium Started conversation Aug 15, 2001
Wed 8th August - My Birthday. My favourite present, a scrotum vastly reduced in size. All Hail the Great God Modern Medicine.
Thurs 9th August - Doctor says I can go back to work next week. Never been so keen to earn a living in my life.
Sun 12th August - Ominous pain and swelling in testicular area. The Great God Modern Medicine laughs in the face of his believers once more.
Tues 14th August 11.15am - Doctor says "now, this won't hurt as it's just a bit of fluid..."
Tues 14th August 11.16am - regain consciousness with sounds of screaming still echoing round the surgery, almost (but not quite) drowning out the whisper of "Perhaps it's an agonising lump of infected pustulence after all..."
Wed 15th August - two more weeks of sick leave loom - at least the sun is shining. Who wants to work through August anyway?
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