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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Started conversation Dec 13, 2002
Your absence grows more conspicuous.
Your artwork and humour are missed.
Hope all is well with you.
Be that as it may, let me extend seasonal jocularities and well wishes to you, y'old 'coot.
peace
~jwf~
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spimcoot Posted Dec 17, 2002
Thank you ~jwf~ and festive whatsits to you with nogs on. I seem to have slipped into a big bland at the moment but I'm sure you'll know when I've pulled myself out by the coot straps...
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Wowbagger Posted Dec 17, 2002
Coot straps sound painful sir. Quite like Wowbaggage really.
Thought I'd pop in and see you both and extend the Yuletide banter. So Merry Whatnots blahdeblahdeblah et al.
Hmm... not striking but sufficient.
false beards all 'round.
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spimcoot Posted Dec 17, 2002
You'd be surprised how useful coot straps can be, and the pain is all part of it of course. If I sound muffled it's because I have donned my false beard and am now nursing my fingers from having tried to twirl the moustachios.
This reminds me of something but it's crude and I hardly like to slip so soon...
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spimcoot Posted Jan 15, 2003
Well it has been four weeks so I think it's time to pass round the crudities. I was reminded of one those re-definition things of mine:
muffle - to attempt conversation during cunnilingus
I do hope this joke doesn't depend on knowing an English slang word...
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Wowbagger Posted Jan 15, 2003
THAT would have made for an interesting illustration.
As for the slang word, I'm sure it's not in common use across the globe but most Australians would know and use it.
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spimcoot Posted Jan 16, 2003
Many's the Victorian drama lightened by schoolboy sniggers over that word. A useful place for warming one's hands; or one's nose.
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Wowbagger Posted Jan 21, 2003
If you have, or indeed make, an illustrated version, do email it to me 
.
I have shown your definition series to friends and work (all admire it by the way) and all agree it would be a most wonderful addition. 
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spimcoot Posted Jan 21, 2003
I was just saying to Amy P. that I should make my own website one of these days, and it might well be a handy place to keep the x-rated spimcoot.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 22, 2003
>> Got onto it straight away! <<
That's either a typo or putting "x-rated-spimcoot" into a google search isn't the way to get to it.
Why is sex always x-rated and never gamma-rated?
~jwf~
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Wowbagger Posted Jan 22, 2003
and why is violence only 'm-rated'?
I know which I prefer to see.
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