h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In soviet russia, Big Brother is watched by YOU.

In soviet russia, land farms YOU.

In soviet russia, prize wins YOU.

In soviet soviet russia, book never reads the contents of YOU, but the opposite may OR may not be true. (Russian Double Reversal)

In soviet russia, bad driver is run down by YOU.

In soviet russia, dictator is ruled by YOU.

In soviet russia, sandwich eats YOU.



I think you get the idea.

In soviet russia, grue is likely to be eaten by YOU.


Please leave any russian reversal ideas you have below.


In soviet russia, idea has YOU. (ooer missus)

In soviet russia, polititian is lied to by YOU.

In soviet russia, gods worship YOU.

In soviet russia, dark fears YOU.

In soviet russia, you will chuck Chuck Norris

I didn't say that if you read this Chuck!

It should be:

In soviet russia, Chuck Norris is likely to be chucked up by YOU.

Does that mean that:

In soviet russia, negative three kills has your mum in bed last night.

Yes.

In soviet russia, unwanted item sells YOU.

In Soviet Russia, club hits YOU!

In soviet russia, drug takes YOU.

In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!

The story of my weekend in russian reversal.

In soviet russia, cold feels YOU.

In soviet russia, tent pitches YOU.

In soviet russia, tent is collapsed on by YOU.

In soviet russia, tent re-pitches (at 4am) YOU.

In soviet russia, pain in feet after walking 17 miles in the freezing cold with all your kit on your back feels YOU.

In soviet russia, unnoficial recce patrol that the adult staff don't know about goes on YOU.

In soviet russia, almost good night's sleep gets YOU.

In soviet russia, evil is tricked by YOU.

In soviet russia, quiz takes part in YOU. (see my last contribution to "tell us a joke")

In soviet russia, underground fighting ring that grows out of a completely unnoficial party watches YOU.

In soviet russia, warm billet sleeps in YOU.

In soviet russia, minibus is taken home by YOU.

I feel sorry for the minibus...

And I missed all that! I'M SO FED OFF NOW! Damn coursework!

In soviet russia, weekend would have enjoyed YOU.

Eeep...

In soviet russia, dodgy remark is worried by YOU.

In soviet russia, russian reversal uses YOU.

In soviet soviet russia, russian double reversal is used by anyone who chooses to use it, in this case ME.

In soviet russia, russian double reversal is confused by YOU.

In Soviet Russia, communist burns YOU!

In soviet russia, police are chased by YOU.

In Soviet Russia, gun is likly to be shot by YOU!