h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An even larger Appears! Before she can bring her mallet around, it gets to her and swallows her whole!
Then it sits down and drinks the coffee.

Gee, it's dark in here...

Lights a halogene lamp, then pulls a jackhammer out of her pocket and drills a hole in the base of the <monster. Next, pours concrete and molds it into a bbq pit. While that is drying, cuts off a hunk of and marinades it, then uses new grill to cook it. Pulls out 3 hyper-active sharks and feeds them the meat.

They seem to want more...
Sharks eat monster from the inside, freeing .She takes a shower, changes her sheet and lightning-bolts vulpix, blowing up the cage.

*giggles*

This is

*burp*
G'night, luv.

Hey! You're supposed to eat her!

Still hungry....

Did you know that the tastes a lot like Vulpixes do?

eyes vulpix, and with a toothy grin, starts foreward...

*uses Flamethower* Sushi anyone? *uses Flamethower* roast anybody?

*cough, cough* No thanks, I'm on a charcoal-free diet.

Mwa haaa haaa! Grabs the hapless vulpix and stuffs her into a keg of gunpowder. "Flamethrow your way out of this!"
heh heh.

For good measure, carries the keg and sets it down in front of a sign that says "free Beer for mimes", then sets it down in the local city park. Rigs charges to go off when the keg is tapped, and sits back to see how they act out being blown up...

*watches*

*breaks out of keg using her hooves. Calls in Lugia to stop the stampeding mimes. Lugis hits them with a psychic blast, stunning them.
Mewto then levitates the mimes over the helpless , then releases them.*
Heeeheeeehaaaaahaaaaa!
*Hundreds of unconcious mimes land on top of , flattening her.

I fly over vulpix's head and and yell bombs away and let the bird-poop bombs drop while xr slides away and pumps herself up. While vulpix wipes the poop out of her eyes,Ex-R drives up with a dump truck full of top soil, and unloads it on her head. Then, as Ex-r tills the soil, adds pumpkin seeds and super-grow fertilizer, I make popcorn balls and punch. We sit back with serg and watch the crops grow.


*a few hours later, the crops are ready*


(vulpix inside a)




*Ex-R drives up in a giant Harvester machine*

in a tiny voice) Help Meee!

*firespins all the s*"My first target tweety29"
*Calls on Lugia, Ho-Oh, Mewtwo. All of them attack Tweety29 (who hops on a jet and flies all the way to London). The Lugia and Ho-oh follow to London.
Mewtwo hits with a psychic blast, (which doesn't work too well, since you have to have a brain in order for the psychic blast to hurt you.) Levitates and pile-drives her into the pacific ocean, deep into an underwater volcano.

You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Bird!!!!!

You can't eat me either!!!

climbs out of the volcano and swims up to the sufrace. Wrings her sheet out and buys a bus ticket to London.

I'll get you yet, vulpix!!! I'll get you!!!
(Looks around sheepishly as the other passengers stare at her.)
Heh,heh

*giggles*

Oh no you won't!

*picks up the phone*
"Hello, police? I have information that one , xx rambling, has stolen the Crown Jewels! She ALSO littered on the subway (Underground trains?).
"Oh? You will? She's on a bus headed out of London. Yes sir. Just doing my duty."

*Click*

*A siren wails in the distance...*